Jeremy London Is Not Doing So Hot

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By Nads | | 9:39 am | 15 Comments
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Jeremy London is at it again… TMZ is reporting that he got formally charged yesterday with domestic battery for beating up his baby mama last month. The worst part about it is that the documents claim that he’s homeless. How nuts is that? It all went down when Jeremy was trying to put his son in his car to go to breakfast, and his baby mama said that their son didn’t want to go. The fight escalated, and Jeremy allegedly pulled his baby mama’s hair and then hit her on the side of the head. His rep is claiming that no abuse took place… Right…because hitting and hair pulling doesn’t equate to abuse. Normally, I’d look at both sides of the story, but based on Jeremy’s past, this story doesn’t shock me. He fights like a Jersey girl.

He still hasn’t been arrested, but he sounds like he’s a disaster. I’m kind of sad for him, I used to think he was so cute, and now he’s just plain gross to me. Sounds like another Celebrity Rehab patient has fallen off the wagon again. Paging Dr. Drew, paging Dr. Drew…

Side note: Do Doctors even carry pagers anymore?

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    mere2142
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 10:00 am

    Wasn’t he on Celebrity Rehab? Or was that his brother? I can’t keep track anymore. Which one was kidnapped and forced to shot heroin?

  2. 2
    mere2142
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 10:01 am

    Guess I should working on my reading comprehension…lol. His baby mama was on the show was well, correct? They were a hot mess!

  3. 3
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 10:19 am

    Kidnapped and forced to shoot heroin? That was one of the Baldwin brothers. Probably one of them that isn’t Alec.

  4. 4
    mere2142
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 10:25 am

    No it was Jeremy London. Maybe there was a Baldwin brother there too? :-)

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/17/jeremy-london-kidnapped-f_n_615636.html

  5. 5
    keenai
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 10:56 am

    According to Grey’s and House, doctors still carry pagers! If I knew a real doctor, I’d ask him/her, but, well, TV is so much easier.

  6. 6
    2muchbravo
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 11:02 am

    What show was he, or was it his brother, on?

  7. 7
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 11:10 am

    I kind of feel bad for him. He deserves what he got if he did hit his girlfriend/wife/whoever.

    These type of celebrities/people really make me sad because they can have everything money-wise, but not in happiness. You would think they would take advantage of their situation but instead they blow it. It is dumber than Melissa Gorga singing on RHONJ. It just shouldn’t be.

    Nice to see you Nads.

  8. 8
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 11:19 am

    I’m sorry, but who are the idiots that keep having children and getting involved with with these messes when it’s already clear they’re messes? Hi, Brooke Mueller!

  9. 9
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 11:26 am

    Like they say, there’s an irregular sock for every wonky foot.

  10. 10
    plockeness monster
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    I think he was on 7th Heaven?? And in Mallrats?

    Jeremy and Jason London are basically the same people to me, so…

  11. 11
    Nads
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    @plockeness monster – yup, that’s Jeremy! They’re the same to me too. He was also in Party of Five

  12. 12
    zerocool
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Which one was Pink in Dazed and Confused? He was fiiiiine in those tight white jeans.

  13. 13
    plockeness monster
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    Zero – he did look good in those white bell bottoms. Yum.

  14. 14
    MatisyahuSerious
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    wait, so if i’m reading this article and these comments correctly, jason london beat up his brother’s wife because she complained about finding one of his nephew’s hairs in her breakfast at a homeless shelter?

    what a dick.

  15. 15
    shantigal
    Posted January 25, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    That’s what I took away from it Matis. Go figure.

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