I’ve been wondering where Jeremy London has been. He used to be such a hunk, but it turns out he’s been poppin’ pills over the years, and as of last night, he was kidnapped by gangsters in Palm Springs, and forced to smoke dope. Let’s just start off by saying that I didn’t know that 37-year-olds could be “kidnapped?” Isn’t there a better term for the action? Like, Man-napped?
Here’s how it went down: The dude was changing his tire, and got man-napped by “gangsters”, forced to smoke dope, buy beer for them, and then hand it out in a “gang” area in Palm Springs. That doesn’t sound scary, it sounds like a good Saturday night!
I swear, his story sounds like something I’d tell my mom after getting caught drinking in high school. ”Mom, I swear, they MADE ME smoke weed, and then they forced beer down my throat, it was awful…what bad people in this world, right? …No, I don’t think you should call their parents, they have enough problems, I’ll tell them I can’t be friends with them anymore when I see them at school…Oh, I don’t know how this dime bag got in my pocket either, they must have planted it there….see? Bad People!”