Jermaine Jackson Is Now Jermain Jacksun

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By Nads | Friday, February 22, 2013 | 7:05 pm | 15 Comments
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Jermaine Jackson has officially changed his name to Jermaine Jacksun for “artistic reasons.” Hmmm, what’s with the “U?” Think it’s a spiritual thing with the “sun?” Or is it that he JUST realized he lives in L.A. and you can’t have a traditional name spelling living here? I’m all for the change because if the hoes on Vanderpump Rules can have “non-traditional” name spellings for “artistic reasons”, so can Jermaine Jacksun! Plus, let’s not forget that he does have a sun son named Jermajesty. 

He should be careful, when you put a “u” instead of an “o” it changes the meaning of words sometimes…just sayin’! 

Asa, our Persian Pop Priestess…are you reading? Can you answer why your dad-in-law-to-be changed his name? Was he inspired by your Priestessesssssss? Too much diamond water?

 

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    considerthis
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    Hey Jermaine – news flash we don’t give a fook.

  2. 2
    JimbobJones JimbobJones
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    Man, I used to love their hit song “UBC”

    Maybe he’ll get a show in Syfy

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 22, 2013 at 11:07 pm

    This man just dying for someone to pay him some attention.
    I’m surprised he didn’t change his name to Michael.

  4. 4
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 12:00 am

    I think the spelling should be “Germane” and we could call him “Non” for short.

  5. 5
    J-Mo J-Mo
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 1:33 am

    TELL ME I’M NOT DREAMING… that is DYNAMITE news to hear… go ON Jermaine and DO WHAT YOU DO… and WHEN THE RAIN BEGINS TO FALL I’ll be here telling people LET’S GET SERIOUS about Jermaine…

    Sorry, I’m drunk and I could not resist…

    love, J-Mojesty :)

  6. 6
    NouveauPoor NouveauPoor
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 5:25 am

    Oh hey, I haven’t been relevant for, well, the entire lifetime of many grown adults. Oh hey I know – I’ll randomly change my name, but just the spelling, so I’m in the news for a second. Get a little publicity fix.

    Addiction is so weird.

  7. 7
    itchy itchy
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 5:46 am

    I’ve always felt really bad for this guy. He seems to have taken his backslide into obscurity much harder than the other Jackson brothers.

  8. 8
    lindaw205
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 7:07 am

    What a maroon.

  9. 9
    Chicken Lips
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 8:48 am

    I think it’s a bit too late in life to try to disassociate himself from the Jacksons. The secret is already out, Jermaine – now you just look silly.

  10. 10
    CattyFan cattyfan
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 8:57 am

    As I read the news article, in my head I could see him jumping up and down shouting, “Look at me! Look at me!”

    Pathetic.

  11. 11
    Faye
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 9:20 am

    If he really want some good press he should stop dying his hair with black shoe polish. He looks like those California raiSUNS from those 90 TV commericals

  12. 12
    itchy itchy
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 10:16 am

    I think you hit on it, Faye. Obviously they’re gearing up to revive those raiSUN characters, and he’s going to be their spokesmodel. He’s wrinkly enough for it, at his age.

  13. 13
    JimbobJones JimbobJones
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 11:23 am

    As a great man once said “Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle”

  14. 14
    Detinha
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    LOL you guys! J-Mojesty almost made me spill my drink!!!

    Maybe he bought a Datsun?!

    My captcha: Ermahgerd! “Ermahgerd!!!!!it’s Jermaine Jacksun!!!!”

  15. 15
    KJN KJN
    Posted February 23, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    @J-Mojesty *snort*- Holy crap, you sure have an impressive knowledge of Jermaine’s solo career. The only one I remember is Dynamite.

    Great. I pulled it up on You Tube. Guess what I’ll have stuck in my head all night…

    You know what would’ve made the song perfect? A cameo by Jimmie Walker! They missed a golden opportunity there, I tell ‘ya.

    DY-NO-MITE!

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