Jersey Reunion, Did You Watch? Plus, Watch Teresa’s Explosion

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   sarcasatire
   Posted August 31, 2010 at 4:07 am

   Ha Ha! I said that Teresa tossed Andy like a used condom! He was so embarrased..he is executive producer and Teresa threw him down to get at Danielle..all because she asked if Teresa congratulated her newborn nephew. (anyone else curious about what that was about?) Danielle is crazy, delusional, and paranoid..but give her credit, she knows how to push buttons. She knows the ‘dirt’ on these ladies and will use them to expose them as hypocrites.

   Yes, Caroline redeemed herself after the finale where she resorted to name-calling and tried to downplay weave-icide because of Danielle’s past.
   But on the reunion, she called dani on all of her shit and didn’t give her any wiggle room to evade the questions.

   But, Teresa..Andy gave her plenty of space to evade the bankruptcy dilemma, Joe’s DUI, and whether or not she was spoiling her kids with material goods. As far as the auction was concerned….denied! Teresa said she ‘didn’t see the website’ and doesn’t engage in ‘negativity’. Which I guess should mean it isn’t true? Oh well, October 3rd will reveal what we should or shouldn’t believe.

   Oh..and golden boy Albie lacks reading comprehension yet aspires to be a lawyer? No wonder his mother burst into tears.

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   kdognatl
   Posted August 31, 2010 at 4:29 am

   Totally agree with you Nads. When Danielle went back stage and was crying to her people, I stood up in my living room and gave her some applause for her soap opera performance. Sheesh, give me break. Teresa is a complete lunatic! I would love to hear what her excuse is for her behavior. Actually I wouldn’t because it would be complete BS. Craziness!!!!

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   sarcasatire
   Posted August 31, 2010 at 4:42 am

   I wonder what happened to Danielle’s other makeup/hair stylist? The guy from the first season that she went all ‘gay advocate’ for, supposedly?

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   sarcasatire
   Posted August 31, 2010 at 4:46 am

   Looking at the reunion, it was funny how Caroline and Jacqueline were all smiles about everything Teresa said..but when the subject of bankruptcy and foreclosure came up, they were sooooooo uncomfortable, twitching and squirming in their seats. It was the only time, during the whole show, that they didn’t jump in on her behalf.

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   ohralphie
   Posted August 31, 2010 at 5:10 am

   Caroline completely redeemed herself! I especially liked her admission that good, bad or ugly what you see on the show was her and NOT editing.
   Oh Danielle knows all sorts of dirt and I would love to hear it – maybe she will drop some more nuggets on part II.
   Danielle proved herself to be a liar and a piss poor manipulator when having to address follow up questions to her statements. During the show she could say what she wanted in her ‘confessionals’ and of course run away when things got uncomfortable (yes, Teresa was right on the money with that one)but when she has to answer specific questions – she loses. She may be crafty and sly but she is not intelligent.

   Speaking of which — what is Albie thinking about?! Reading comprehension is key to becoming a lawyer. He needs to adjust his goals to what he is capable of doing. Thats not a slam on him — it is just something we all have to do. I would have loved to have been a doctor, but my inability to do math coupled with my general lack of empathy would have made it impossible.

   Wonderful reunion!

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   ohralphie
   Posted August 31, 2010 at 5:12 am

   Oh, and did anyone else think that Teresa and Jacqueline both have gained some weight since the show?

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   itchy
   Posted August 31, 2010 at 5:29 am

   What? The Jersey Shore season is finished and they’ve already shown the reunion show?

   Man, I really have fallen behind on my Reality TV viewing schedule this summer. I blame the sunshine. Damn you, outdoors!

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   Joy1333
   Posted August 31, 2010 at 5:30 am

   I haven’t watched yet……but now I can’t wait!

   @sarcastire: “tossed Andy like a used condom” rofl…good one.

   I know the finale episode said, “Albie graduated from the police academy.” Maybe it was for the sherriff’s department? Didn’t Casa Caroline host a large fundraiser the first or second episode for the local sherriff’s department? In my opinion, Albie went very quickly from being booted from law school to a police academy cadet. How convenient that he took the test, got on a list, and got called for the first class that came up. Sorry, but for those of us without the ability to throw fundraisers, that just doesn’t happen.

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   sarcasatire
   Posted August 31, 2010 at 5:46 am

   @Joy..yes, I threw the side-eye at the Manzos for the Sheriff fundraiser and for being good friends with Bernie Kerik, the ex-NYPD commisioner who trained their German Shepard last season. Turns out, he was corrupt, indicted, and is now serving 4 yrs in jail. Also the probable subject of Danielle’s “What about all of your friends under indictment?” during the finale meeting..and caroline’s subsequent dry gulp.

   Yes..the Manzos are connected…well connected. (Since when do police/sheriffs need fundraisers? I thought city taxes funded them..and in a wealthy town, shouldn’t that be enough?)

   @itchy..LOL. You didn’t miss out on much. The ladies talked in circles, Danielle got her clip-on extensions yanked outta her head, pressed charges on Ashley, and Caroline faced off with Danielle to call her garbage. Oh, and Teresa is $11 million in debt, Joe crashed into 4 trees- the result of a yawn, and then downed four shots of whiskey before the cops came. A DUI charge followed. Then the whole clan went to Italy where the Giudice kids acted like feral ‘dogs who wear leopard’, while Caroline babysat brats and passed kidney stones while Teresa and Joe tried for a fifth child in their cramped cabin. The ‘old people’ were left on the tourbus while everyone else entered an Italian favela to see Teresa’s rundown house and hear her broken Italian. Spaghetti wa seaten, wine was drunk, and Joe bitched about having to pay his bills. Back in NJ, Danielle fixed her square tits, ruined her kids’ future, and ate panini.

   14 weeks, summed up into a single paragraph. You didn’t miss much. Now, I’m wishing I’d spent a bit more time outdoors!

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 5:59 am

    Teresa is total garbage. Miss Andy barely had time to allow his pre-taping cocktails and pills take effect before that digusting hairy beast is calling Danielle a pig. Nobody said a word and she’s attacking. Danielle is a liar and crazy…but the one thing she did do is expose the other hags for the hypocrites that truely are. I hate Teresa. She’s loud, rude, ugly, stupid and worthless.

    I didn’t like Caroline last season because I thought she was a bully…but she is the only one on the show with any sense. She and her family may be crooks…but what you see with her is what you get.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 6:03 am

    Oh wait, Itchy..you got me. Haha! *wags finger* Good one…Oh wait, Itchy..you got me. Haha! *wags finger* Good one…

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    sarcasatire
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 6:04 am

    so good, I had to post it twice! (damn computer with a mind of it’s own..)

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    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 6:22 am

    I wanna know what Theresa was yelling/screaming in Danielles face! I, personally, am glad that this season is OVER! I loved how Danielle explained that the money she makes from Bravo and her book are going to her legal fees…and she states that the only thing she had to pay for at Christines birthday party was the bus and security…I call bs on that one!

    @ ohralphie–yes it does like Theresa and Jacqueline have gained weight. I think with Jaq it is all in her boobies though…As for Theresa, I don’t think that she ever really lost her baby weight, cause if you look at that pink skin tight dress she was wearing at their last dinner in Italy, she looked preggo in that scene…

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    ohralphie
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 6:32 am

    I don’t think Albie went into the police academy proper — I think he went in under some sort of civilian training program. He is not a cop nor did he graduate from the police acadamy – he just got to experience it.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 6:35 am

    @allison: I know a thing or two about tenacious baby weight and I agree, Teresa still has hers. So, when was that tanning commerical shot? (Sizzlin’ Tans, where she had that ripped stomach..it just came out this summer…?) Jacqueline looked like she was stuffed into Spanx..her huge implants and swollen face will always make her look like the Pillsbury dought boy swathed in glitter.

    Did we not feel bad at all of the jabs at Caroline’s looks? Andy: “You look good..been hittin’ the gym?”
    Viewer: “What? You’re shaving your face?!”
    Danielle: “You could never be a stripper…ever.”

    Caroline: “Portion Control. Exfoliating. My man loves me. So what of he’s never home. To my kids, we’re perfect.”

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    LAC
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 6:43 am

    Wow… I was wondering when Teresa was going to lift Miss Andy over her shoulder and climb the Empire State building. How many bellinis did that bitch have?

    Carolyn looked and acted fine on this part. She managed to get Lady Danielle off her stride a couple of times. And Danielle’s bullshit explanation as to why and how her coochie found its way onto the internet via hustler is laughable. Miss Andy shouldn’t let her walk out next time- he should offer to drive her to the lamppost where the rest of the tranny hookers are hanging out in Atlantic City…

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    chemgal
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 7:50 am

    The guidice’s did in fact get Joe’s DUI punishment reduced. He only had his license suspended for 9 months, no jail time, and the fine got reduced as well. So apparently, the second judge they went in front of either needed his foyer and bathrooms retiled or he never watched CSI Miami and bought the drinking shots after the fact story.

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    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 8:20 am

    @Chemgal-are you serious? How can I get in touch with that lawyer?? What a joke! She is still trying to get everyone in America to believe that they are not in debt and then have not filed for bankrupcy…

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 8:31 am

    I wouldn’t be shocked if Mama Salami (Caroline) called in some favors to help Juicy. Either that or Juicy had to break out the knee pads to perform some community servicing to get the punishment reduced. The more I hear about the Teresa and Juicy the more I can’t stand them. No wonder Caroline has to fight their battles…she’s the only sane one of the whole bunch. Isn’t it funny how the family judged Danielle over and over for what she did almost 3 decades ago and yet it was two of their own that broke the law while on the show and had to pay the piper.

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    chemgal
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 9:32 am

    Juicy has a love child. Just read on another site that it is common knowledge in the area that Juicy fathered a child recently with his side piece and that was the nephew Danielle was referring to.

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    chemgal
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 9:34 am

    And the timing is really off regarding Albie. This was taped last fall. He would have been told in the spring he wasn’t welcome back – so I think the scene in which he talks to his mom about it was staged and he had applied to the academy sooner. thinking he probably knew after the first session, he was in academic trouble and had this as a back up plan.

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    mick
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 10:24 am

    I love the sound of Teresa barking. I mean, she’s completely ridiculous and unnaturally stupid, sure, but this kind of scene is precisely why we watch Bravo, amirite?

    Also, I love how Caroline told Teresa straight out that she (Caroline) would not be friends with the Teresa-who-barks-and-throws-MissAndy-around. I sincerely doubt that Teresa got the point, though. I want to know more trufax about this whole nephew thing…bit of a touchy subject, eh?

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    mrsc
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 10:34 am

    @chemgal post#20- whaaat?! It looked like Juicy Joe barely tolerated Theresa all season, but this is the first I’ve heard of a love child. No wonder Theresa flew off the handle like that. Sometimes you just wanna smack a bitch.

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    chemgal
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 10:46 am

    @mrsc, according to (now a few) another site, Juicy has had a girlfriend and she recently gave birth to a baby BOY (isn’t that a kick in the teeth??) and that was the nephew that Danielle referred to causing Teresa to go ape shit.

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    chemgal
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 10:52 am

    @mrsc, apparently Joe was with his girlfriend, the night of the DUI and her name is tara and that’s why there was a mix up with people thinking he was with tamara from OC that night when Ramona tweeted about it. One story suggests that the affair was discovered because Danielle used the same PI’s to find her mother to follow the Manzos and the Giudice’s and they initially discovered the affair.

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    nads
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 11:35 am

    Wow, that’s insane gossip about Juicy!!! I was so curious what it was all about. No wonder Teresa roared like a dinosaur! Juicy’s a douchebag–way bigger than I could have imagined.

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    classy drunk
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    @chemgal, this gossip is almost as good as Krispy Kreme doughnuts!!!

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    ohralphie
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    Ah, the nephew is really Teresas step son!
    But this just goes to show how manipulative Danielle really is. She knew mentioning the son of Juicys hoorah would make Teresa go nuts yet she did it – and then immediately started in with her victim shit in the back room complete with tears, sniffles and demanding security from Miss Andy. God I hate that bitch.
    And I hate to even say it but….I can’t help but to feel for Teresa just a smidgeon. In her Italian traditional family Juicy can do whatever the hell he wants and divorce is not an option – for her. Juicy could leave her, but she is stuck with his behavior becoming her shame.

    I still pretty much hate her, though.

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    Hayden#2
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    I think Danielle is completely nuts and a coniving whackjob, but I hate that Teresa is protected and coddled by the rest, including Miss Andy. Caroline,Jacquline and teresa get off with revealing a whole lot about Danielle’s past, but cry when they are exposed. They are all guilty of being tacky biotches! BTW, hysterical about Juicy having a love child. It was as fair for Danielle to bring it up as it is for the rest of them to bring up her dirty past. Stupid Jacquline says Danielle’s girls cry everyday because of the teasing from the other kids. Hey Stupid Jacqass, the kids would not be teasing if their parents weren’t talking about it and sharing information about Daneille.

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    Iona Trailer
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    How would Jaqueline even know about Danielle’s kids getting teased. Her big faced lunatic daughter is out of school.

    LOL on Juicy having a love child. I’m glad Danielle played that card. Teresa deserved having that thrown in her face. Stupid hairy ugly beyotch.

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    NatPatBen
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    While Danielle is definitely not a role model, I feel more for her than for the other women. As mentioned on earlier recaps, she clearly has some psychological issues.

    The other 3 women continually gang up on her & are quite hypocritical in dealings with her. Caroline can talk about her children’s lack of eye light; Jacqueline can say how they cry every day at school, but Danielle can’t compare what Teresa dresses her children in to what she dressed her dogs in without them ganging up on her for talking about peoples’ children. Caroline can say “I never did you anything.” in one sentence, then say “What you do to my family members/friends, you do to me” in the next. Pick one. Are you representing only yourself or everyone? You can’t hold the position that anything done to them is done to you, but anything they do has nothing to do with you.

    And what’s with Jacqueline/Teresa/Caroline always resorting to calling Danielle names. I’m very disgusted by the three of them & their unjustified holier-than-thou attitudes toward Danielle.

    Whether she’s telling whole, half, or no truths, Danielle is definitely more composed than anger-management-needing Teresa. She just needs to get treatment.

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    chemgal
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    Teresa’s need to constantly tell us how much sex she and Juicy were having now makes sense. I have a feeling she was reporting that to one person and one person only.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 9:33 pm

    While I did hear about Juicy possibly having affair, (and I believe it), I read on a few sites that this wasn’t what the ‘nephew’ comment was about. Turns out, Teresa’s brother married a Black woman and was excommunicated from the family. He has two children and Teresa has refused to meet them.
    This makes a bit more sense in the context of Danielle’s statement. I doubt very much Teresa would refer to a lovechild as her nephew, and doubt even more that if she did, Danielle and Jacqueline would all know him as the ‘nephew’, as well. (Truthfully, I doubt she would even acknowledge a lovechild, much less give him a title.)

    Either way, when Danielle said nephew, Teresa and Jacqueline knew within seconds just who she was referring to and Jacqueline tried to speak on T’s behalf and to defend her which made T look even more guilty.

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    JKW
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    I totally agree with Nat. I think Caroline is a bully. Caroline, Jac and Teresa were all bombarding Danielle with questions, calling her names and esp Jac made snide remarks through the whole reunion. When she did try to answer their questions they shouted over her…such as Caroline yelling liar, liar many times. I don’t like Danielle but seriously, 4 of them ganging up on her made me feel sorry for her. Caroline hates Danielle but considers Teresa part of the “family”? Is Jac to stupid to realize that if Teresa didn’t start that shit at the fashion show that idiot Ashley may not be in trouble. Ok, Ashley would have gotten herself in some kind of trouble. Hell, she is still twittering shit about Danielle. Andy didn’t help either…he pushed Danielle on her questions and basically let Teresa off the hook.
    I heard Teresa and her sister in law don’t speak at all. Tara and the baby are just rumors…right now. I think they are all trash and they need to get new housewives

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    AnterasGirl
    Posted August 31, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    I am really dis-grosted with Miss Andy. It’s annoying that he usually handles everyone with kid gloves (excpet in the case of Jill) but he was such a nasty contradiction on this reunion. He was acting like Danielle was being melo dramatic when she didn’t want to get back on the couch with that rabid foaming chewbacca. Yeah she IS melodramatic and crazy but Terese really outdid herself and Andy (and Jac and Caroline for that matter) just sat their like rolling their eyes like see what YOU did Dirty D???? Either be all of the Housewives friends and not call any of them on their bull shit or be equally tough on all them.

    Is he gonna ask Teresa how in the hell she was just sayin hi to be nice when she started off the convo with a dig at flipping the table at her? it was obviously meant to embarrass and make DD look foolish. Is he gonna bring up how Danielle was walking away when dumb ass Kim G wanna be a mediator talkin about she’s being nice blah blah blah, talk to her, dumb ass camera whore. Ugh Andy Cohen i can’t with him. He doesn’t seem to know or care how gross they all are and how at this point Danielle is kind of justified in being a psycho. At the NY reunion he was all stop ganging up on Kelly but here it was a fuckin free for all. Ask a question about Dina but don’t talk about Dina. Talk over Danielle all 3 of them and then complain that she doesn’t answer questions. Allow Caroline to not answer anything she doesn’t want to, or answer questions not directed at her, or cut of everything Danielle said with “liar”, “liar”, “liar.” And then Jac like the most absurd little side kick who thinks shes saying something but she isn’t like “yeah u just got served” like why are they all allowed to do this and she has to just sit there and take it? She is CRAZY and CERTIFIABLE but she is a Bravo employee that they hired so doesn’t she have a right to be treated somewhat fairly? Really just UGH

    Another sight is claiming that Teresa says something like “don’t bring up that bitch” when having her little temper tantrum so I’m thinking an estranged brother might be closer to the truth. If Danielle knew for sure that Joe had a love child, she would have dropped the bomb right then and there, she loves that shit.No way she could have held it in.

    And if this love-child thing is true I don’t feel bad for Teresa at all. She probably could get a divorce because shes’s the breadwinner now but she wouldn’t benefit from it money wise or socially since she would be like poor single Dani with her bad ass kids in tow. And how is it different than Teresa talkin about how Danielle is a skeezy whore? They take shots and expect her to sit there and cry or just be silent or admit yes I am disgrosting and you all are far far better then me??? so whatever its all fair at this point

    And that dumb monkey has the nerve to claim that SHE can talk about anything that happens on the show, which is why she can say Dani had sex wit Steve at her Shore House because she did say that last year it just got cut out of the show. Bitch please, basically no matter what things Danielle brings up, it’s always “below the belt” but the same exact things can be said about Danielle, her past, her children, her square tits. Such hypocritical nasties all of them ughhh.

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    Matt Lam
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 1:18 am

    I think that everybody ganging up is NOT fair, even if you hate Danielle. It just isn’t. I feel really bad for her, and T and J both looked like immature bitches. Well they are, but they just proved on TV. Way to go. Really.

    I want to comment on that ring. It’s been bugging me, since Trash went on TV saying it was costume jewellery. IT. IS. NOT. Teresa is the very definition of vanity, and would NEVER admit to wearing a fake, unless it was beneficial to her, to say so. I do the same, I don’t like fakes, in any way, shape or form, but when I do wear one of my watches that have diamonds on them (they were gifts) at family gatherings, I say it’s fake, just so nobody asks me questions about where I got the money to buy that sorta thing. I’m really not trying to brag here, but just to explain my reasoning.

    So Teresa is a liar. But we all know that. I want to see that woman humiliated SO bad. Gawd. I don’t think I’ve ever felt such hatred towards another human being. That says a lot, cause I pretty much dislike everybody LOL.

    In short, Teresa is a classless piece of trash, that should be humiliated, tortured and then put to death, by, I dunno, people with big sticks. That wummin really brings out the worst in me.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 1:33 am

    @Matt: Teresa should be smothered with a sangwich! haha!

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    Matt Lam
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 2:15 am

    Yes!!!

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    Matt Lam
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 2:16 am

    Or Kleevlage? Keevage? Ugh.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 2:36 am

    Or drowned in the o-bee-duh!

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    chemgal
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 4:32 am

    Melissa Gorga is the sister in law and she is definitely not black, so that’s not it.

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    chemgal
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 4:32 am

    And the SIL is involved with Dina’s ladybug charity – so she has not been ostracized.

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 6:07 am

    Juicy has a love child??? A BOY??? Where the hell have I been??

    Awesome find @chemgal, holy shit-balls. I’m going to have to Google spiral this now to feed my insatiable hatred for all things Giudice.

    I have to say, that really makes a lot of sense in retrospect. It definitely explains some of Lo-Magnon’s finer moments this season; as well as Juicy’s lame-o attempt to explain his DWI. Danielle always has the dish, and so far she’s been right on the money, no wonder the house-hags hate her so much.

    Hahaha, I’ll bet Teresa tossed more than a table when she got that news. Juicy should just have her and the Feral Lemur Children picked up by the Brooklyn Zoo, he can work out the alimony and child support in grubs and peanuts – which is abut what he’s worth these days.

    I still have to watch this screaming hen party, hopefully today.

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    chemgal
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 6:34 am

    @PCheez – obviously I had too much time on my hands yesterday. My littlest started kindergarten and I was a bit more upset than I thought I would be about it – so I did very little but sit and sulk all day – and google Teresa, nephew, Joe, girlfriend.

    I double checked this morning and there was a lot of debate if the nephew was really a nephew or a love child. Someone posted a link to the brother and wife’s facebook pages and the SIL posts a lot of “see you at ……” messages on Dina’s pages and mentions a lot of ladybug fundraising events. She is a very beautiful Italian American woman and that in itself may be a source of tension? So, it is still possible Teresa isn’t talking to her brother and sister in law, but it is not because the sister in law is black. I think Lynnfromchicago (or in chicago??) on her I hate Jill Zarin blog has some info about the girlfriend.

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    ohralphie
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 6:40 am

    I have to disagree with the current comments that Danielle is being unfairly ganged up on. She is an active participant in this whole debacle. I do agree that the Manzos are raging hypocrites when it comes to dishing dirt — they can bring up anything about Danielle from any time in her life yet god forbid Danielle bring up anything about anyone of them. I can’t say it enough – they are raging hypocrites! Yet still Danielle does not deserve pity about being ganged up on. At all. Danielle knew that bringing up the ‘nephew’ was going to be a red flag to the bull that is Teresa, she knew damn well that Teresa was going to charge and she knew that she could then totter off to a back room and cry, sniffle and make claims of feeling ‘unsafe’. But then this has been Danielles MO from the get go. And frankly, who would disagree with making Danielle answer questions regarding how she brought Hells Angels to a cancer benefit! Not to mention that she never did donate a dime to that child as per the childs father.

    As far as Miss Andys interview style…sigh, I wish he would’t do these. He leaves too much unsaid, never asks the right follow up questions and basically kisses the asses of his housewives. They really, really need some ballsy bitch like Jeff Lewis and/or Kathy Grifin to take over.

    Oh, and Caroline is right about Christine and Jillian having very vacant looks on their faces whenever they have to film with Danielle. It looks like they have learned to cover their emotions so Mommy doesn’t see/get mad at their looks of absolute disgust.

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    mere2142
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 6:49 am

    Ahhh I still haven’t found the time to watch this trainwreck but after reading all the comments, I cannot wait!!

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 6:57 am

    Awwww @chemgal – he’s your baby, it’s probably hard after all of the older kids to realize you’re on your last “firsts”. Did he have a good first day? They are so cute at that age, you start to see the solemn nature they’ll have as they get older, but they’re still so excited about all the new things life brings them.

    Lynn usually has pretty good sources, I’ll have to check it out. Why would anyone care if she has a black SIL? Was that in one of the articles? Sounds like more attention-grabbing twaddle, best to ignore it altogether unless there’s a published source for the speculation. At any rate, a beautiful SIL who’s tight with Dina would probably be enough to drive Teresa up the wall.

    I love how as crazy as Danielle is, she’s still smart enough to punch their buttons then sit back and watch them unravel like cheap sweaters. They aways underestimate her intelligence, which is a bad move because she’s much, much more articulate than all three of them. Occasional poor syntax notwithstanding – she still gets her point across without having to use physical intimidation or implied threats. Gotta give the lady credit where it’s due.

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    chemgal
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 7:24 am

    @Cheez, no apparently the first day was not what he expected. In fact he told me this morning he did not want to go back. My first thought was if someone was being mean (he still has speech issues due to the autism and not talking until he was 3) and he gets teased once in a while. But no, what he told me was “It wasn’t how I thought it was going to be. I thought school was more like Jokers” (Jokers is a more grown up version of Chuck E Cheeses.

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    Phish Phiend
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 7:54 am

    @Chemgal – give it time, he will catch his bearings. My nephew came home from kindergarten last year and declared he wanted to quit his job (he thinks school is his job because he goes to school the same days and times that Mommy and Auntie go to work)

    After laughing for a good 5 minutes at his use of words (this is a typical Ryan-ism) we explained that soon he will be doing art projects, and will have all sorts of new challenges to learn, and playground time, and a bunch of new kids to become friends with… all that good stuff. He loved it within a week! It is scary at first, and none of them are prepared, but be patient

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 7:55 am

    I’m sorry he didn’t have a good day @chem, but I had to laugh because he kind of has a point. LOL. I love your little stories about him, I’m still chuckling over Dora being “fucking stupid”! I think he might be a genius, can you ask him what he thinks about the last DC thread?? LMAO.

    Being serious though, I hope today is a better one, now that he knows what to expect. Keep me posted! XO

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 7:57 am

    @Phish – now that is funny!! We should start a Kids Say… thread! They are pithy little things aren’t they?

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    Phish Phiend
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 8:17 am

    @Cheez – oh my goodness, you have no idea, he has made it INCREDIBLY challenging to keep our composure in some settings!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 8:21 am

    The SIL/black/exile angle was in the comments section on gawker, popeater, limelife, etc.

    You know how people like posting in the comments as experts, armchair analysis and all.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 8:28 am

    Looks like someone’s suggesting we not post what we read on other sites without providing links and a bibliography…

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 9:01 am

    @Phish, I have a grandson like that – I die laughing. The best was when he turned 4, he woke up and the FIRST thing out of his mouth was “Where’s my fucking birthday muffin?” LOL, we were like WHAT?!?! We forgot, a month earlier his dad got a muffin with a candle in it for breakfast for his birthday. Hahaha – we all use it now, but not in that context, LOL.

    The one good thing about Juicy having a love-child, is that he will have at least one offspring with a normal hairline. Who knows, this one might even good looking – Juicy isn’t COMPLETELY without some charm.

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    chemgal
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 9:03 am

    @phish – ism’s are always great in a family. Its funny how a comment made in passing by someone in the family becomes part of the family dynamic, like Cheez’s family and their muffin!

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    Phish Phiend
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 9:12 am

    Yes, I definitely agree. Kids are the most amazing comedic relief, just being around him has added years to my life because laughter is good for the soul!

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    chemgal
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 9:44 am

    Two additional rumors, no facts to back them up yet. I read that Teresa is refusing to return unless she gets more money. Two gossip sites have reported that we may all be surprised when Teresa announces during the reunion that she is not coming back. I was thinking it was more likely Caroline – she seems done with the whole thing at this point. I know it was announced that Danielle isn’t, and the other sites seem to think that isn’t the teaser/references we are hearing on voice overs of the reunion telling us someone will leave for good. But, in my opinion, who ever is in charge of setting up cliff hangers and teasers on Bravo has spent too much time playing hide and seek with a 3 year old.

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    LAC
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 9:47 am

    aww, chemgal, what a widdle love bug – they do say the darndest things! I hope his next day is better…

    Reading his well stated observation, I can see that he will never fall into speaking Teresaease. I think about the almost overly articulate little ones I have spoke to and overheard and then have to listen to that twit mangle words and claim it is just her being “Teresa”, I just want to bang my head against a wall. I graduated from high school in New Jersey – where was this bitch during school? Looking for the Chanel store?

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    chemgal
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 9:52 am

    @LAC If she grew up in Paterson, what mall is near there – most likely Paramus I would think. I don’t peg here as a United Colors of Benetton kind of gal, and definitely not the Laura Ashley store, perhaps Au Coton? I’m a former NJ gal myself – northern part, how about you?

    My little guy is a little love bug – he even told me he loves me even though I’m too fat to put his arms all the way around. Glad I can laugh at him.

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 9:55 am

    @LAC – it’s pronounced CHANELZ!!! Jeez, weren’t you in Venice?? LOL,

    And we all know where that bitch was in high school, she was sitting outside the bathroom waiting to say hi to unsuspecting freshmen, then chasing them down the hall to the bus pick up. LMAO.

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    chemgal
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 10:02 am

    @cheez, good one!

    famecrawler has a very funny top 10 observations from the reunion. #10 is if you run into Andy Cohen, shove him and he’ll just tell you how strong you are!

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    Dawg Lover
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 10:24 am

    This may have already been mentioned. Didn’t read through all the comments yet. But I read somewhere that the nephew is Teresa’s brother’s son. Supposedly, her brother married a black woman (gasp)and became a non-person to the family. Thus the acknowledging the nephew comment.

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 11:06 am

    Haha, Poor Miss Andy!! I still love him, and want him to be my best friend. His goofy smile when Danielle launched her ambiguously gay single, with her enigmatically romantic partner, Lori Michaels, completely won my heart. As you know, I embrace all forms of cheesiness.

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    LAC
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 11:33 am

    Chemgal, I have lived in the Northern part as well, Morris County. I guess the Short Hills mall would have been our mecca…

    Nothing like a hug from your baby, huh? Mine’s a teen, so hugs are few (not cool enough), but when I get them and a “I love you”, I am content..

    Cheez, you almost made me spit water – you are so funny! You know that you could have heard Teresa alllllllll the way down the damn school hall. “MARRIIIIIEE!! WHADJA DOIN’? WAIT FOR ME! I GOTTA GET MY AGUA NET FOR(misspelling intentional) MY HAAAAIR!!”

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    OMFG – I just watched the reunion. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    Is it just me, or is Andy starting to look like this isn’t as fun as it used to be? LOL, I wonder if he felt as dirty touching those ho-bags as we did watching them?

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    @LAC – AGUA NET!!!! SMIRKING!!! SNORT!

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    2muchbravo
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    The handlers should have given Teresa a shot with the tranquilizer gun before they let her out of the zoo for the day. Girl seriously needs some anger management sessions! I don’t care if she blames her hot Italian blood or what but that shit’s gonna get her in trouble one day! I agree a Jeff Lewis – Kathy Griffin hosting team would be awesome for these reunion shows! Or maybe Andy with Kathy to bring some levity to the sitch. It really is like a circus, why not approach it as such? Andy’s prolly afraid he’ll get whacked if he says the wrong thing to the wrong housewife.

    Caroline is absolutely right about the Staub girls. The only time Christine looked animated was about her modeling, when Jillian was singing for her or they were playing with the dogs. The other times they just looked like they’d rather be anywhere else but listening to their mother talk to them about her adult problems. And, they looked super uncomfortable ‘thanking’ Dinyell’s armed guards in the last episode.

    I think Caroline would like to get away from the whole lot of them except that Jackie is her SIL and that wouldn’t be so easy.

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    marijai
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Damn it, I still haven’t gotten to watch this craptastic fest yet.

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    @marijai – you will not be disappointed. LOL.

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    Matt Lam
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    Am I the only one who thinks Joe is totally hot, in a weird way?

    I’d totally go into that steam room with him, if he asked me. Maybe that was too much info…

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    @tvaholic…

    I remembered someone said this on one of the earlier recap comment sections – it was you!!! LOL! LOL! LOL!

    “I so want Danny to be at the reunion just so he can try to justify all the comments he made regarding how he knows everything about everyone, & who these women are that supposedly approached him to help get dirt on Assley. A friend of mine recently dubbed him Welcome Back Kotter-he is so a cross between Vinnie & Horshack. “Hey, Mister Kot-tair!””

    Please PM me your lottery number predictions before Saturday!! LOL!!!

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    Trister
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    Matt Lam: I dig you…but no. I would not try to sneak into the men’s steam room with you and Joe. But then, maybe that’s what you were looking for all along, you sly minx!

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    kaya
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    I just found an article on DBKC that sheds light and totally disproves all Danielle’s claims about her origins, her abusive childhood, her criminal past, etc. I always hated this skank, since she is clearly a vicious coward and a liar like no other, but after reading the article my head is still spinning. If you ever had any doubts as to the evil this woman personifies, it will make you realize the truth in stunning clarity. Here is a link for those who want to read it: http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2010/04/danielle-staub-the-naked-truth-an-illegitimate-sicilian-mob-princess-fathered-by-a-murdered-priest/

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    Matt Lam
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    Trister: Are you Joe?!

    Well, really my fantasy involved the Portal To Pandora AKA that giant mirror in their bedroom… well… their auctionned off bedroom…

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    uglycutie
    Posted September 1, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    I watched the reunion and I simply can’t add anything to all these awesome comments. I believe the rumors I’ve heard regarding the “nephew” comment which are the same as the ones Chemgal’s mentioned.

    Change of subject – and some of y’all are gonna hate me for this. I’ve been reading and commenting on TVgasm since the first season of Laguna Beach. I don’t visit the site everyday and I post every once and a while but I always read the comments. I especially like posters who are articulate and respectful. Funny is a plus.

    That being said – man, the following is going to result in about 50 replies but I could give a fuck because I’ll be popping over to Dlisted and I won’t be back until next week. Maybe. I read every one of the 5 million comments in the last RHODC thread. Jesus, what a clusterfuck. I read every comment here right before mine. Everyone was cool…until…comment 54. And I quote (because she loves quotes):

    “Looks like someone’s suggesting we not post what we read on other sites without providing links and a bibliography…” by sarcasatire

    You’re just a little shit-stirrer, aren’t you? No one was talking to you, about you, or starting shit with you but there you go. I’m so glad you were ignored…until now that is. That sort of comment right there is why everyone got riled up last time. All the comments you posted before that were cool. You were just talking smack and being funny…but then you flip and make a stinging comment.

    I’m not the board police. Just don’t act surprised when people get defensive. I don’t know you. I can’t hear you so I can’t tell if you’re trying to be clever but it doesn’t come off that way.

    Well, those are my two cents. Well, more like my two hundred dollars but whatever. Peace out!

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    sarcasatire
    Posted September 2, 2010 at 12:47 am

    Uglycutie..please then go back and read comment #47. It states, “who cares if the SIL is black? Was that in any article? Best chalk it up to attention seeking twaddle and ignore it altogether unless is comes from published source for speculation.”

    Now, you are right. All of my comments are cool and funny, and I was just adding what I heard to the rumor mill and I got called out for ‘attention seeking’, which is the same thing this person said on another board while calling me a troll. So, is that fair?

    Everything on this board is rumor and speculation. Until I see Juicy holding a baby and a sign that says ‘my love child’ it’s just a rumor. So why can’t I add what I read/hear without it getting picked apart passive-aggresively?

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    sarcasatire
    Posted September 2, 2010 at 1:08 am

    So, yes..I cited my sources so no one would think I made the rumor up to shit-stir, and what happens? I get accused of shit-stirring! Unbeweavable…

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    Matt Lam
    Posted September 2, 2010 at 1:27 am

    Don’t pull on her hair extensions. We’d have to call you Trashley, and we wouldn’t want that.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted September 2, 2010 at 4:39 am

    Lol @ Matt, no worries there! But what I will do, is stand guard while you and Joe (Trister?) rendezvous in the sauna. If only to ensure you, my friend, will never know the agony, nor the frustration.. of coitus interruptus.

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    sheesh
    Posted September 2, 2010 at 6:47 am

    If these ladies would turn their tactics to dismissing and laughing at Beverly then we would get to see the craziness!

    When they argue with Beverly they validate her. Caroline understands that to an extent, but to try to get that through T & J’s shared brain would be the height of frustration.

    First time poster..long time Gasm reader. I feel like I know a lot of you on here P Cheese, Sarc, Chem, Robin, Classy! I have enjoyed the intelligent and witty discussions here.

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    chemgal
    Posted September 2, 2010 at 10:34 am

    @sheesh, you had me perplexed for a second – then ding! It clicked. You would think that after watching last years finale with her telling Teresa to get it straight that the two things in the book that are true are the name change and she got arrested, I would have known instantly who Beverly was. My brain must be rotting away.

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    sheesh
    Posted September 2, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    I refuse to call Beverly Danielle.
    The other ladies should as well.
    Calmly address her as Beverly until she loses her shit. (hee!)

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    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted September 2, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    Oh, oh!!! This is Part I!!!! I saw this one!!!! Back to reading…..