Jersey Shore Cast Portrait

Watercooler

By Nads | Monday, July 11, 2011 | 3:16 pm | 10 Comments
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The Jersey Shore premiere is coming!!! It’s less than a month away, and People just released their official cast photo. I can’t wait to see them ruin the mean streets for Florence. It’s going to be amazing!

Here it is:

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About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

10 Comments

  1. 1
    Nikki Hughes
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    My 16 year old daughter just got back from a trip to England, France, and Italy. When they were in Florence, they went by the JS house, but the guards made them keep moving, hahahaha. I asked if she saw them milling about and she said it was about 11 a.m. so they were all still probably crashed.

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    Wow, Vinnie looks pear shaped.

  3. 3
    vallegirl vallegirl
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    Looks?

  4. 4
    Iona Trailer
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    Snookie with her normal look on her face….mouth open waiting for a penis….any penis…to be inserted into it.

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    Haha, Vallegirl, you’re right. Vinnie *is* pear shaped.

    From henceforth, I shall call him Bosc. Not only for the shape, but the color, as well.

  6. 6
    nads
    Posted July 11, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    hahahahah. he is. He’s bottom heavy! What a hippy guido.

  7. 7
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted July 12, 2011 at 1:56 am

    Bosc left the Jersey Shore! Maybe we can find him in a fruit basket on a formica table in Staten Island. Maybe his kitchen-dwelling mom has already turned him into a cobbler.

    http://www.tmz.com/2011/07/02/jersey-shore-vinny-guadagnino-house-seaside-heights-mtv-left-gone/

    This just in! The Situation may have left, too! But, unlike Vinnie, I can’t compare him to a fruit. If anything, his mangled face reminds me of the stuff I pack into sausage casings.

    http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/mike-the-situation-sorrentino-reportedly-leaves-jersey-shore–12468.php

    Do you think he and Vinnie got into a fight? Was The Sitch mad about being left out of MVP? With Vinnie gone, who will Pauly D hang out with? With Mike gone, whose ass will Ronnie kick?

    And am I totally surprised that I can see JWoww’s underwear in the above photo?

  8. 8
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted July 12, 2011 at 7:08 am

    I love JWOWW, I can’t help it I just do! She is one awesome HOTT MESS!

  9. 9
    mick
    Posted July 12, 2011 at 8:27 am

    Why do Snooki and Vinny have the same look on their faces? Also, I love how Sammi is sooooooo far in the background it’s easy to miss her. If only…

  10. 10
    Dirty Sanchez
    Posted July 12, 2011 at 10:34 am

    Mick – It’s so Sammi can keep an eye on Ronnie and bust his balls relentlessly.

    Even in a photoshopped picture, Snooki still looks like hell. Jesus, I can’t imagine how she’ll look in 20 years.

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