Jersey’s Welcomed Back Trio

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By Nads | Wednesday, August 18, 2010 | 12:00 pm | 6 Comments
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The NY Daily News is reporting that Caroline Manzo, Teresa Giudice, and Jacqueline Laurita are the three chosen ones asked to come back for a third season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Wow, that’s a shocker–um…they don’t have anyone else to bring back! Apparently, the three of them received letters after the reunion show asking to come back for season three, while lil’ ol’ Danielle didn’t get the golden ticket like the rest of the wicked sisters.

I know we reported that Danielle wasn’t coming back earlier this week, but she apparently had no idea she was voted off the island until she read it on the web. Wow, sounds like Daneille, and Kara DioGuardi can have a “screwed by the internet” party. That seems to be the theme these days with TV. “I had no idea I was fired, until I saw my name on the CNN scroll, and read about it having my morning coffee.” Danielle, consider it a snow day…stay in, hang out with your faux bodyguard, and try to be a parent to your kids that hate you.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    RealityCheck
    Posted August 18, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    PLEASE BE TRUE, PLEASE BE TRUE, PLEASE BE TRUE! No more Danielle would be great!!!

  2. 2
    2muchbravo
    Posted August 18, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    Turn the focus from “Real” househoes to the Laurita siblings. We’ve already got Caroline, Chris and Dina and 3 others had made cameos. We could still have an occasional side helping of wackadoo Teresa. Besides, she should really get a full time job to start paying off some of that debt. AS IF!!!!!!!

  3. 3
    Prodigal Cheez
    Posted August 18, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Ugh – I hate Teresa and Jacqueline. I wish they would get rid of those two ass-hats too.

  4. 4
    k37744
    Posted August 18, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Headcock Caroline? Really?

  5. 5
    PJMA
    Posted August 18, 2010 at 7:56 pm

    And these three are the best NJ has to offer? A lying, thieving idiot with a forgery charge and a husband with a DUI? A whining, weeping moron crying in her kitchen over her “empty nest” when those three adults are still living at home? A fat butt airhead with a juvenile delinquent for a daughter who has no idea her husband keeps an arsenal under lock and key? Riveting!

    Scrap the whole bunch and find some fresh blood to liven up this otherwise boring series. Who will they “angst” over now that Danielle is gone. Since she was the focus of the entire series of non stop kvetching, what do these hags have left to discuss?

    Gia’s career? Albie’s grades? Ashley’s fines? Kim G’s treachery?

    Boring!!

  6. 6
    Pixielated
    Posted August 18, 2010 at 10:49 pm

    That’s what I was thinking, PJMA. What will they (and we) have to talk about without Danielle? Well, we can keep ragging on Teresa. Maybe they will, too. They’re bound to get tired of her eventually.

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