Jesse James Slams Sandra

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By Nads | Tuesday, December 6, 2011 | 1:59 pm | 13 Comments
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This past Monday Jesse James made his TV return on American Chopper, and in an attempt to gain his loyal fans back he slammed Sandra Bullock. He said, “I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad. . . I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ‘em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.”

He’s such a douchebag. I love his backhanded slam to Sandra…

He could have just said that he had fallen off the face of the Earth because he got caught up, not blaming his “Hollywood actress” ex-wife. I don’t know why he didn’t just tell the truth–he’s a white trash dirtbag that’ll cheat on his wife with any tattooed glory hole.

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted December 6, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    I can’t stand that douche. I watch American Chopper sometimes and tuned in last night and there he was. I didn’t catch his comment, though, because he is so annoying I changed channels after about 10 minutes. And he, like, talks, like, a tatted 80s valley girl.

  2. 2
    notwithoutmytv
    Posted December 6, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    Jesse James and Kat Von D must have been like conversational peas and carrots.

  3. 3
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted December 6, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    Piece of shit.

  4. 4
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted December 6, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    I love how he acts like he’s contributed something of importance to the world. With his wannabe descendant of Jesse James self.

  5. 5
    Chicken Lips
    Posted December 6, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    Bastard.

    That is all.

  6. 6
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 6, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    You can’t bring Sandra Bullock down, sorry asshole.

  7. 7
    Robin Robinez
    Posted December 6, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    “I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people”

    All those people should take that shit with a grain of salt because obligations don’t seem to be his strong suit.

    I wouldn’t trust him, at all, for anything if I was in his circle. He has proven himself to be a liar and a cheater. And now he is a smash mouth. (is that a saying?)

  8. 8
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted December 6, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    Ugh, I hate that nasty white trash walking venereal disease.

  9. 9
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 7, 2011 at 1:11 am

    The only obligation Jesse seems to honor is the Aryan Brotherhood. Someone should tell him Prussian Blue is of age. :P

  10. 10
    Sassygrl72
    Posted December 7, 2011 at 10:04 am

    According to Kat, 19 girls (so far) have come forward to inform her that he cheated on her with them. He is scum. Why any girl even opens her heart and/or legs for him is beyond me.

  11. 11
    giffordsaz
    Posted December 7, 2011 at 10:16 am

    how much worse can it be when Wal Mart drops your line of boots.
    He made it onto an episode of OC choppper, escalating is douchesness by sending penis cakes to Serior and Junior insulting the father and son to each other. He wnats to have a bike build off vs the OC guys. He is gross.

  12. 12
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 7, 2011 at 10:18 am

    @giffordsaz Is that true? HA! That is awesome. What a dick.

  13. 13
    Nikki
    Posted December 8, 2011 at 5:12 am

    Yeah. He really did all that. I watch American Chopper and love the show, so when I heard of the bike build off I was curious how he’d be portrayed. Man I thought it was the editing that turned him into a major asshat but oh no! Come the next night when the show was live he acted the same way. I kept telling my boyfriend “he really needs to be punched in the mouth and sterilized”. The way he acted around his kid made me wanna rip his throat out. “would you rather have a great dad or me?” and she actually said she’d rather have him!! Who the eff says that to their kid?!

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