Jessica: Eat What You Want (And Throw it Up Later)

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By Flipit | Monday, May 3, 2010 | 12:00 pm | 0 Comments
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Searching for stuff to make fun of this morning, I came across a zillion articles about female stars and fatness. Gwyneth’s dream is to open a restaurant and fried food makes her crazy! Kristin Davis feels pressure about being called hippy on the internet! Jessica Simpson says EAT WHAT YOU WANT!

Wait…what? At the White House Correspondents Dinner, Jess told a reporter that being healthy is about eating whatever you want and exercising only when you feel like it. Um, didn’t Jessica gain some weight a year ago and then starve herself until people stopped calling her fatso again? Gimme a break, liar. You gotta respect people like Renee Zellweiger. At least she admits that she’s only thin cuz she refuses to eat anything but egg whites.

Jess goes on to say that when people find true love, they look their best. OK you know what? I love Jessica Simpson. Seriously. She’s like my favorite idiot on Earth. But that statement is as stupid as her “Chicken of the Sea” comment. Everyone knows what happens when you find true love:

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