Jessica Simpson: I Can Be Pregnant Forever!

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By Nads | | 3:00 pm | 7 Comments
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E! News talked to Jessica Simpson and I had to post it. She almost seems like she’s on pills doesn’t she? I didn’t realize pregnancy made you slur your words and made your mouth move weird. Has she always talked like this???

My favorite part of the interview was when she non-enthusiastically said, “Pregnancy is meant for me. I could be pregnant forever!”

Here’s the interview:

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    2hyper
    Posted November 9, 2011 at 5:44 pm

    Hate when celebs gush about pregnancy..thats a f ing lie!!! Pregnancy sucks.

  2. 2
    giffordsaz
    Posted November 9, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    I hated being pregnant too. I would give birth 10 times over if I never had to carry the kids for 9 months.
    And NADS, I don’t hear or see the slurred words and strange mouth movements. Are yousre you wern’t drinking when you watched this?

  3. 3
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted November 10, 2011 at 12:53 am

    Aw, I think she sounds so cute happy and happy! haha – I love when she said yoga is for the birds. I find her lack of an internal censor kind of refreshing.

    It’s nice to hear this after all the tragic stories unfolding today about children in PA.

  4. 4
    crazy rooster
    Posted November 10, 2011 at 5:02 am

    Pregnancy makes you do all kinds of weird things. I smelled burnt toast at odd times, for no reason, when no burnt toast was present. And anyone who says they could be pregnant forever hasn’t hit the 8 month mark yet.

  5. 5
    Shannyt shannyt
    Posted November 10, 2011 at 5:28 am

    I LOVED being pregnant. I said after my first baby was born I wish I could have the baby and still be pregnant. Second time around with my twins, I was ready to have the babies. However, 11 years later I still miss it. For me, there wasn’t a happier time. If it weren’t for fertility issues I fear I may have been a Duggar ;)

  6. 6
    Danielle
    Posted November 10, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    @Nads=she just sounds congested to me.

  7. 7
    nads
    Posted November 10, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    @Danielle – thanks! Does she always talk weird like that though? With her weird mouth movements, I can’t remember.

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