Jessica Simpson Is Preggers

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By Nads | | 4:16 am | 5 Comments
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Jessica Simpson is with child. She announced it by posting a picture on her twitter account wearing a mummy costume. Yeah, I just said mummy costume.

She said, “It’s True! I am going to be a mummy!”

See for yourself:

jessica-simpson-mummy

Just before she got engaged she said that she could see herself having a family with her now fiance, Eric Johnson.

I’m surprised she’s kept a guy long enough to have a baby. Maybe that was her way of making sure the guy stuck around…poor girl. At least she’s buzzworthy again…


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

5 Comments

  1. 1
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 6:24 am

    Blech, her face annoys me.

  2. 2
    considerthis
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 6:24 am

    Desperate people do desparate things. Bastard Baby born out of Wedlock – Tsk Tsk what will Pappy Joe have to say??

    Wait Pappy (pervy) Joe will be thrilled when her milk comes in and those Double D’s swell up to weather balloon proportions.

    Any figure she had is shot to hell now as she will never recover from this kid.

  3. 3
    plockeness monster
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 8:18 am

    I bet she is sad Kim K’s divorce overshadowed this announcement.

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 9:01 am

    I spy a pot, shall I tell the kettle?

  5. 5
    Danielle
    Posted November 1, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    Good for her. I love the snark, but man, some of you are just plain mean!

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