Jessica Simpson Is The Next Celeb To Get A Weight Loss Deal

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By Nads | Wednesday, May 30, 2012 | 2:34 pm | 6 Comments
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Jessica Simpson is getting $4 million from Weight Watchers to get her pre-baby body back. She facebooked, ”The cool thing about the program is that it focuses on healthy habits for the long-term (and I can still indulge in my guilty pleasures every now and then, too). I have actually gotten a group of friends together who are going to be doing it with me.”

 And, she tweeted: 

 

Weight loss deals seem to be all the rage for overweight celebrities these days, aren’t they? That doesn’t seem fair, does it? When I eat and get fat, I spend so much money to try to lose weight–between the special food shopping, the gym, the trainer (if I can afford it), and everything else under the sun. Celebs just eat their faces off, or pop out babies, and get paid to do it. I want to be on that program! Could you imagine how easy it would be to shed pounds if you were getting paid $4 million? If Jessica loses 50 pounds, she’ll be getting paid $80,000 a pound. That’s going to be one rich and skinny bitch!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    carol
    Posted May 30, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    I understand why these companies pay celebrities lots of money to lose weight with their system, it puts a well known face to their product. Even if Jessica does stick to everything, it is still a lie. Jessica’s (and other celebrities that do this) only job for the next couple of months is going to be a mother, eat right and work out. She has the financial resources to pay for every thing that could help her lose the weight. She also has all the time she could need. I’m guessing she is going to have a lot of help with her baby as well, so there is even more time for herself. If every person that wanted to lose weight was provided with these things, yes, people would lose weight. These major diet, sorry, life style change, places would be so more believable if they got hired real people that have real lives, jobs, lack of time and not a but load of money as their poster people. Heck, I bet a non-celebrity would even be willing to do it for total reimbursement of the program, not to mention a 7 figure paycheck.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted May 31, 2012 at 6:45 am

    I am sure they are contractually obligated to keep the weight off for a certain period of time also, which is the hardest part.

  3. 3
    BamA
    Posted May 31, 2012 at 8:05 am

    There was a blind item about this ages ago that a certain pregnant celebrity was beefing it up because they were going to score a huge deal with a weight loss company if they did so they could shed the pounds & show how good they look. There was tons of speculation that it was her, guess everyone was right!

  4. 4
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted May 31, 2012 at 8:34 am

    Remember Allie Krisite? Kirstie alley? Whatever… No wonder every toddler with a tiara simply wants to be famous. Jessie baby is just another example of a former reality stah who is famous for having no discernable talent.

    As for me, I was blessed with two kids who, even crawling, could go from zero to warp in .00005. Since I didn’t have a nanny or any other staff, I didn’t find it too hard to take off the baby fat. Now that my metabolism has gone into reverse, we won’t even talk about it.

  5. 5
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted May 31, 2012 at 9:04 am

    She’ll be ‘fat’ again 6 months after she stops. Blah. I hate this crap. I am working hard to take off some extra weight I have put on snce taking on a new job two years ago and these idiots get $4 to be a sponsor and we see nothing on their progress. I call Shennaigans.

  6. 6
    someguy
    Posted May 31, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    I hope her Dad gets his 75%. He is always thinking out side the Box.He is aMaster mind.What happened to her sister. I hope she in the studio ready to make magic

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