Jessica Simpson Was Being Considered The X-Factor Gig

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By Nads | Monday, March 28, 2011 | 3:29 pm | 3 Comments

Tagged: buffalo wings, jessica simpson, simon cowell, the x-factor

Add Jessica Simpson to the list of people that Simon met for The X-Factor gig. Jessica told Popsugar, “They have definitely talked to me about X Factor. I think it would be a lot of fun. It’s definitely my life. To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley. I would have loved to have a mentor. I love watching people’s dreams come true.”

I hate to say this, but I’d rather watch paint dry than watch Jessica these days. I remember a time when I used to find Jessica engaging because of the dumb sh*t that would come out of her mouth, but those days are long gone. How funny was it when she thought buffalo wings were made out of buffalo?? You can’t make that stuff up! I mourn for the old days of Jessica, but Jessica as we see her today doesn’t belong on the judges table of a big music show.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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Hypnotoad

Posted March 28, 2011 at 5:24 pm

Agreed. She was never a successful recording artist — playing second fiddle to the Britneys and Christinas in her early days, and then just plain having no musical success whatsoever. She hasn’t had a top 10 hit in forever (if memory serves me correctly, and some Jessica Simpson uber-fan will probably comment and dis-prove thatwith some technicality.) She may be able to sing, but nowadays she’s like human tofu: Bland and tasteless unless she’s surrounded by more interesting people.
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Libithina

Posted March 28, 2011 at 5:42 pm

Why does JS look like an evil robot sent to steal all the plastic surgeons in the world and bring them back to her home planet.

Hilarious because she is large and in charge. But seriously, she makes me want to barf
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Viane Slice

Posted March 29, 2011 at 6:56 pm

This is chick is flossing every time I see her, I couldn’t understand why. So I Googled how much she is worth. Supposedly as of this year, Jessica Simpson’s investments in cosmetics, clothes, and other items such as luggage (I saw a display at my mall) are worth close to a billion dollars. That’s a thousand million, people. I didn’t know folks were actually buying her wares.