Jimmy Fallon’s ex-stage manager has filed a complaint against Jimmy, and his producers for sexual discrimination. Paul Tarascio filed a complaint with the U.S. Equal Opportunity Commission of NY alleging that Jimmy prefers to take direction from a woman, and that’s why he got fired.
Want to know what Paul wants from the show? His job back! Um, why the hell would he ask for his job back after getting fired? He’s worse than a desperate chick after a bad break-up. “I know your cheated on me, and you told me you never wanted to see my face again, but if you will take me back, I’ll let you spit on me some more.”
He’s like Stacy from Wayne’s World.
Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well, that doesn’t mean we can’t still go out, does it?
Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that’s what breaking up is.
Stacy: Well, don’t you want to open your present?
Wayne Campbell: If it’s a severed head I’m going to be very upset
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne Campbell: What is it?
Stacy: It’s a gun rack.
Wayne Campbell: A gun rack… a gun rack. I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do… with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don’t like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you’re not careful, you’re going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!
Jimmy to Paul: We broke up!