Jimmy Fallon Favors Women

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By Nads | Wednesday, July 28, 2010 | 2:59 pm | 0 Comments
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Jimmy Fallon’s ex-stage manager has filed a complaint against Jimmy, and his producers for sexual discrimination. Paul Tarascio filed a complaint with the U.S. Equal Opportunity Commission of NY alleging that Jimmy prefers to take direction from a woman, and that’s why he got fired.

Want to know what Paul wants from the show? His job back! Um, why the hell would he ask for his job back after getting fired? He’s worse than a desperate chick after a bad break-up. “I know your cheated on me, and you told me you never wanted to see my face again, but if you will take me back, I’ll let you spit on me some more.”

He’s like Stacy from Wayne’s World.

Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.

Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.

Stacy: Well, that doesn’t mean we can’t still go out, does it?

Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that’s what breaking up is.

Stacy: Well, don’t you want to open your present?

Wayne Campbell: If it’s a severed head I’m going to be very upset

Stacy: Open it.

Wayne Campbell: What is it?

Stacy: It’s a gun rack.

Wayne Campbell: A gun rack… a gun rack. I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do… with a gun rack?

Stacy: You don’t like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you’re not careful, you’re going to lose me.

Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

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Jimmy to Paul: We broke up!


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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