John Stamos Back to Boring

Watercooler

By Flipit | Friday, July 16, 2010 | 2:00 pm | 0 Comments
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For a second there, I was becoming a John Stamos fans. The week has been filled with stories of him getting coked up in a hot tub with some 17 year old hottie and I thought man. Uncle Jessie’s living the life! Well, seems that was all a big fat lie told by some couple trying to extort money from him. Damn! The couple supposedly had pics, but they never materialized and they have been found guilty of extortion.

Who would extort someone for some random made up crime? That’s just bad business sense. “I’m gonna tell everyone you made out with your dog unless you give me eight billion dollas!” And if you’re gonna fake extort someone, why Uncle Jessie? Pick, like, Julia Roberts or someone with a ton of money. I’m very, very disappointed with you, extortionists. Stamos is now off the hook, and back to being the same ole bore snore he was before. I read his Twitter page and could barely keep my eyes open. “I’m off to Mexican Yoga, whatever that is.” It’s called a NAP, John! Thanks to you, I now need one.

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