Jon Gosselin Claims He Can’t Pay The Rent

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By Nads | Thursday, August 2, 2012 | 8:55 am | 23 Comments
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Star reported that our former blue tooth wearing darling, Jon G could potentially face jail time because he can’t pay his child support. He said, “I can’t afford to pay my rent and the domestic-relations staff tell me they will put me in jail unless I pay child support. I am a single father who’s trying to make ends meet during a recession. What do I do — pay child support or rent? I need to support my kids, but I could lose my house, and I need my home to continue to have custody. I decided to take the high road and quit reality television and now look, I’m going to end up in jail because I can’t afford to pay child support to Kate who has plenty of money…I think this is completely ridiculous! We have eight children and they need us, she is putting reality TV and dating in front of the kids who need to have their mother.”

Want to know the best part about this story? This morning Kate’s lawyer responded with, “I read Jon’s statement and was quite surprised to read that he claims to be struggling to keep his child support payments current. As of April 27, 2012, Kate voluntarily relieved Jon Gosselin of all current and future child support obligations for their eight children…Kate and Jon talked and worked through all of these issues and she withdrew the child support.”

How amazing is that? The dude was relieved of his duties, and he’s still making these claims. Boo hoo, so you can’t pay the rent because you have to get a “real” job like everyone else. Jon, suck it up, grow a pair and learn a new skill other than douchebaggery…The dude wouldn’t be in this position if he didn’t prance around the country doing press about his divorce, spending money on douchey jeans and bluetooths.

As I’m writing this post I keep looking back at the days Jon and Kate had their TLC show, and I can’t believe that I ever actually liked them. I was thoroughly convinced they were a sweet couple in the first two seasons. Boy, was I wrong! 

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23 Comments

  1. 1
    alice
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 9:49 am

    i’ll loan jon some of my tears…wait a few minutes …their coming…wait for them…oh crap i cant find tears for jon the ladies man who spent big money of his hoes….remember that one chick “hoe” who lived with him and after draining him she left to hoe someone else…jon needs to keep his hoes in line!!!
    being jon is’nt easy!!!

  2. 2
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:01 am

    He should ask Brooks to set him of with one of the Truffle Hunter’s friends.

  3. 3
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:12 am

    What! A reality tv ‘star’ who didn’t make millions by just being themself? I’m shocked I tell you – shocked!

    Okay, I’m not. Yet more proof that reality tv will be the downfall of the world.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:14 am

    He can’t give a dime and I can’t give a fuck. It’s like we both ran out.

  5. 5
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:20 am

    Somebody commented that there should be a Big Brother season cast completely with down-and-out reality stars. Grodner should at least be talking to Jon, Spencer Pratt and his bimbo wife, and Omarosa.

  6. 6
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:21 am

    I got carried away. I don’t know if Omarosa is down and out, or if she’s doing well.

  7. 7
    trixiebell
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:34 am

    Crankyguy – I think they already did that and called it celebrity rehab.

  8. 8
    merry
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:35 am

    Okaaaaay… I don’t really believe there’s any chance Kate isn’t sucking every legally allowable dime out of John. However, having worked domestic relations in PA, his claim is ridiculous. First, the parent paying support has to miss several payments before the government could pursue him and even then, they wouldn’t start by arresting him (they could revoke his driver’s license, etc. at punative measures first). Second, the payments are based on the income of both parents, as well as the number of children. I’ve seen payments as low as $10 per month per child!

    There are so many levels of adjustment and arbitration (if he really is having money trouble) that he’s an idiot if he ends up anywhere near prison over this.

  9. 9
    truthsquad
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:56 am

    ‘I decided to take the high road and quit reality television’…Ha ha ha ha ha….

    Jon Gosselin never took the high road in anything…. I think the decision of ‘quitting television” was made for him…what a douche!

  10. 10
    BedHeadJen
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    Last week it was all about Kate trying to pitch a dating show, now Jon is homeless. Just like sports stars have their jersey retired, we need a place where reality stars can officially be retired. Start with the Gosselins…all 10 of them.

  11. 11
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    Every time I see a headline like this, I hear Justin Timberlake singing “Cry Me a River”.

  12. 12
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    Fuck Jon and his whiney ass. I hope Kate and her 700 kids make bazillions, she gets more plastic surgery, another show,marries a gazillionaire and he continues to age like the Crypt Keeper fucked Humpty Dumpty. Fat ass low life dead beat sperm donating hideous pot bellied fucktard. I’d tell you how I really feel but I’m in a good mood and don’t want to ruin it with the thought of that rat bastard pond scum “I dots too manies kids and I skeerd. I needs my mommies so I can suckle her teat and feel safe again.”
    LOSER!!!

  13. 13
    SuburBint
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    @ Cherie — “Fat ass low life dead beat sperm donating hideous pot bellied fucktard” is one of the most melodious phrases I’ve heard this week.

  14. 14
    Some guy
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Where did all that cool dude Ed Hardy money go

  15. 15
    Chicken Lips
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Now, to be fair to Jon, this was reported in the Star. You can’t trust them – it’s all lies. Now if it was reported in the National Enquirer we would know it is true. NE would never lie to us.

  16. 16
    Tapnfeet99
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Sorry, I still feel Jon got the raw end of the deal b/c Kate is a grade A shrew/bitch and always treated him like dirt. How he put up with her for as long as he did, I will never know. I feel bad for the kids most of all, except for Mady because she is worse than Kate.

  17. 17
    georgiababe
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    @Tapnfeet99:

    Maybe, but Jon is certainly not innocent. In the first couple seasons of their show I actually preferred Kate because Jon was such a moody a-hole.

  18. 18
    Tmurda
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    @truthsquad-I was scrolling down to the blank space of the comments with pretty much the EXACT same words on deck to type.
    Wasn’t he an engineer or something? Ugh…I just can’t stand when people say they CAN’T get a job cause of the economy or whatever. What they really mean is that they can’t get the job that they want,and refuse to take a step or two down to work a job that they feel is below them. He and Slade Smily should start a support group for lazy, unmotivated, entitled has-beens.

  19. 19
    Robin Robinez
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:38 pm

    The twin girls will be old enough to start having their own litter, soon. Looking forward to it.

  20. 20
    hbgchick
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 5:51 am

    Ugh!!! Jon and Kate are both useless. I feel so sorry for those kids that the two of them basically manufactured to make ‘good tv’. Puke, puke, puke.

  21. 21
    hot cawfee
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 8:41 am

    Gee….opening my eyes wide… and Kate wont be on DWTS. Those poor kids—whatever shall they do???
    WAIT!!!!!! I smell a sitcom!!! Or Jon’s failure. Could be scrapple–who cares??????

  22. 22
    Iona Trailer
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 7:02 am

    It’s no shock he’s broke and almost homless….Kate is an evil shrew who probably sucks the life out of everyone she meets. I hate her way more than him.

  23. 23
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 8:08 am

    Cherie @12, I never was a fan, but Jon’s sloppy clothes under the double chin and over the fat gut were repulsive, and an indication of having given up on humanity. Then when I read your description I laughed because you nailed it!

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