Jon Gosselin Is Shopping A Book

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By Nads | Monday, April 2, 2012 | 4:18 am | 7 Comments
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Father of the year

Jon Gosselin was at a reality TV event when he announced he was shopping a book about fatherhood. He said that he’s written a book that he’s pitching to publishers. Jon commented about his time on television and said, “There was too much going on. I didn’t even know what was up.” –Yeah…he was so busy that he forgot to take off his bluetooth for like 5 years. Think he wrote his book with bluetooth in-ear? And what could he possibly say about fatherhood? He and his crazy ex-wife whored out their kids and each other for money–and the more famous they got, the worse Kate’s haircuts got?

Jon G. writing a book about fatherhood is like Snooki writing a book about celibacy.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    hot cawfee
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 4:33 am

    I thought (and prayed) he had fallen off the face of the Earth b/c he didnt show up any where–sigh……..Now I realize he had hunkered down and wrote hisseff a book. Why is it every reality a-hole thinks they have something to say and that we all want to hear it????

  2. 2
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 9:32 am

    The book is called “Know Your Limitations: When to Give the Bitch Full Custody and Get the Hell Gone.”

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 9:54 am

    Nads, I heart the heck out of you! That MMD!

  4. 4
    LAC LAC
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Is he shopping a book or a matchbox? Because that would about the size of what he knows about parenting.

  5. 5
    lindaw205
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    It’s probably written in crayon. Easier to draw pictures that way.

  6. 6
    skychickie
    Posted April 2, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    Is it called “Science gave me babies, God gave me my douchedom.”

  7. 7
    Christy
    Posted May 28, 2012 at 8:54 am

    I will get the book. I just hope he has the courage to talk about all the abuse the kids faced from Kate. When a child looks at their mom with fear, something is wrong. Housekeepers, that she claimed not to have, spoke of Kate dragging a young son into a bathroom and they could hear the many licks and screams. How anyone can ever defend kate I will never know. She is a piece of crap. When she gets older, Hannah will probably be the only child close to her. I hope the others leave and never look back until her name is in the obits. She never worked hard. The children did. Jon and Kate both started this mess but when Jon wanted to stop, greedy kate did not. They could have stayed in their hoime. It would have been paid for. Both work full time. Sent the kids to public school. They would have been fine. But Kate thinks people want to see her. And harming the kids does not matter to her. I hope Jon never allows it again, regardless of Kate’s lies about the kids waninting to film so they can take vacations and miss school. Is she that dumb?

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