Jon Gosselin’s Epic Memoir

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Jon Gosselin is going to write a memoir with his life-coach, Sylvia Lafair. The name of his epic novel: A Slice of Life: Jon Gosselin’s Story. His life-coach said the book will “include some of the lessions that Jon has been learning with helpful hints on how he is working to reframe his relationship with his family including his two brothers and his mother.” I could be wrong about this, but it basically sounds like he’s writing a book about his therapy, so why wouldn’t they just say that he’s publishing his therapy journals?

Why don’t they call his memoirs, Are you there God? It’s me, Jon Gosselin. It could be the male sequel to the famous Judy Blume novel, except he won’t talk about his period, or maxi pads. Instead he could talk about developing a blue-tooth growth at such a young age, getting inked for the first time, and developing man-boobs, or as I like to call them moobs before any of his other male peers. It could be a hit in the douchebag demo.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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