Jon and Kate Plus Lots O’ Bills

Watercooler

By Flipit | Thursday, October 15, 2009 | 12:14 pm | 2 Comments
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Jon And Kate Pregnant

RadarOnline – Word on the street, well the internet street, is that Jon and Kate are about to be dunzies. I’ll wait for you to stop jumping up and down praising the Lord.

Done? K. Jon has revoked his permission to film the kids and without it, TLC is screwed. See, they were planning on showcasing bad parenting further single mom style with Kate Plus Eight, but now they’re stuck. I’m sure Kate will end up paying Jon what he wants and everything will be fine, cuz of all the things Jon wants to do right now, finding a job probably isn’t high on the list. I wish I was a mediator in this mess so I could end it in a way that would be best for everyone. Just sell those kids off and buy a condo so we can stop reading about your stupid asses everywhere.

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2 Comments

  1. 1
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted October 16, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    If you do sell them off – I’ll take Alexis and Leah and Aiden and Joel. Oh gosh – but the others are cute too.

    I’ll pass on Maddy though.

  2. 2
    flipit
    Posted October 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    come on tink you have to take them all if you want your own reality show!

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