Jon & Kate’s Oldest Kids Are Seeing A Psychologist

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By Nads | Friday, July 24, 2009 | 12:54 pm | 3 Comments
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I don’t know why this even made a headline. The oldest kids are apparently taking it the hardest…“They already are seeing a psychologist for counseling, who is trying to help them understand their parents’ split is not their fault.”

Of course it’s not the kids fault. Their Dad’s a douchebag, and their Mom is a douchebagette.

My solution: the kids should join move-in with the Roloffs…those little people have big hearts.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    J-Mo J-Mo
    Posted July 24, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    I’d be acting bratty and pissy and depressed and insane too if all my dad ever did was preen and wear fucking Ed DoucHardy clothing, jet off to exotic locales with rich sluts (with the wind blowing in his hair plugs) and leave me behind with 7 brothers and sisters and a bitchy controlling skankmom with the worst bangs EVER who just wants to bang the beefy security guy and whine about what a victim she is.

    Jon & Kate = hate.

    love, J-Mo :)

  2. 2
    2muchBravo
    Posted July 24, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    I <3 J-Mo!!

  3. 3
    angelbayyb
    Posted July 25, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    omg … can u say “so.the.fuck.what?”

    lol

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