Juicy Joe Goes To The Slammer

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By Nads | Tuesday, September 21, 2010 | 3:31 am | 8 Comments
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Juicy Joe Giudice is officially in jail for 10 days for driving with a suspended license when he wrapped his car around a telephone pole. And in addition to going to the slammer, he’s also been slapped with a seven month license suspension, a $300 fine, and has to attend twelve hours of drivers ed. Man, he got the shaft! I’m glad he only has to pay $300! I don’t think he’d be able to afford any more than that…I mean, making under a hundred grand, and living in an $11 million house…there’s no room to budge, right? Every cent counts!

It doesn’t look like he booked with the DUI…so his lawyers must have clubbed talked their way out of it. I kind of feel bad for Teresa, and her snot nose kids. Those kids must be having a sh*t fit right about now without daddy around. God, I wish cameras were following this story.

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    ohralphie
    Posted September 21, 2010 at 5:47 am

    The howling and rending of garments must have been quite impressive at the ‘Jew-Dice’ home. I’m sure that Juicy will be happy for the relative peace and quiet of jail — not to mention now he actually has his ‘mob’ creds that he and his neanderthal wife kept trying to pass off. I wonder if he’ll get a teardrop tat under his eye to commemerate his stretch?

  2. 2
    giffordsaz
    Posted September 21, 2010 at 7:34 am

    Youallknow Danielle dancing in the streets…. on foot don’t you know because her white matchy matchy SUV was repossesed for nonpayment.

  3. 3
    ohralphie
    Posted September 21, 2010 at 7:44 am

    @giffordsaz – oh she was in the street all right, but she was trying to chase down the repo man!
    First it was calling Danielle Gahbage and then it was pulling out her extensions and the next thing you know her car is gone….are you happy, Manzos? ARE YOU HAPPY?!

  4. 4
    marijai
    Posted September 21, 2010 at 8:24 am

    Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving family! Way to go, NJ!

  5. 5
    Bahu Rupiya
    Posted September 21, 2010 at 11:27 am

    A few weeks ago, there was a report that Joe told the bankruptcy court that they receive a “little help” from his parents in the form of $5000 a month.

    Although their lifestyle going forward may not be as lavish as Teresa prefers, it’s not likely that her children will be going without the basics.

    There are plenty of people who have gone bankrupt with much less debt than the Giudices who would love to have that kind of safety net!

  6. 6
    msjacqmills
    Posted September 21, 2010 at 11:44 am

    I see Juicy becoming a repeat offender, just to get away from Theresa and and Feral Lemur. Jail is like vacation.

  7. 7
    Iona Trailer
    Posted September 22, 2010 at 8:35 am

    I wonder if he snuck his lube in his butt so he can be the Belle Of The Ball while in jail? I would so love to laugh in Teresa’s hairy face about this!

  8. 8
    Jersey
    Posted September 22, 2010 at 9:13 am

    Sounds like Lindsay should come to Jersey and get a punishment. Not playin’ any games out here…

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