Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel: Engaged

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By Nads | Wednesday, January 4, 2012 | 12:52 pm | 10 Comments
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I know this rumor has been speculating for a month now, but US Weekly is confirming the news that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got engaged in Jackson, Wyoming. They said, “Justin knows how much she loves snowboarding and the mountains, so it was the perfect place.” I don’t get why they won’t just come out with the news, it’s not like secret baby bump news where they’re waiting for the first trimester to pass–it’s just an engagement!

Maybe Jessica can get Justin to start playing music again, not that I don’t love him on SNL…but it’s time he started tickling the ivories again.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

10 Comments

  1. 1
    dearcrabby
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    Bet it wasn’t just a ring in a box that he gave her!

    If true, I’ve got $20 this will never happen…

  2. 2
    plockeness monster
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    He always looks so miserable when he is around her.

  3. 3
    2muchbravo
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    Eh, dearcrabby, is the magic word a synonym for COCK?!

  4. 4
    captain-save-uh-hoe
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    Maybe they just don’t believe in flashing fake smiles every time they’re photographed, which is a bajillion times a day. I’d like to be optmistic about this relationhip. It seems like they do their best to keep it private and not put on a show for the public just to make everyone else happy. But who knows these days.

  5. 5
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    Two words: prenuptial agreement.

  6. 6
    thatdariamom1332
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    …And they’ll breakup again just before the stroll down the aisle, like they haven’t 5 times already. Sometimes I think celebrities get married just for their own (subconscious) amusement.

  7. 7
    Danielle
    Posted January 4, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    Wait, when did they get back together?? Or are they still broken up?? New holiday–Hollywood Opposite Day??

  8. 8
    spinal11
    Posted January 5, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    If you ain’t no punk, holla we want prenup!

    I don’t know if I buy the “they’re just keeping their privacy” thing. These two get candid photo’d enough that their publicists are definitely alerting the paps to their whereabouts…and even then they can’t even pretend to look happy. I call shenanigans.

  9. 9
    plockeness monster
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    Spinal – thinking the same thing w/ the Kayne lyrics!

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    I think he had surgery on his vocal chords almost 3 years ago(?) now. So, that might be why he’s not making albums. When I read that a while back I got the jist his singing career was in jeapordy. Maybe be a contributing factor to him seeking out the now holy Hollywood Triple Threat syndrome. O.o?

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