JWoww On Playboy

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By Nads | | 3:00 pm | 7 Comments
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JWoww has her final offer on the table to pose nude for Playboy. Man, Playboy has their pulse on finding reality stars that want to bare all, and exploiting them. JWoww posing nude isn’t news to me, she practically did it all of season one of Jersey Shore, and good for her.

I think if JWoww is going to through the trouble of fixing her botch boob job, she might as well flaunt them. Hell if I were her, I’d insure them, write them off for my taxes, and put them in a glass case…she is JWoww after all. She told E! “Final offer is standing…Hopefully, it will go through.” She seems to think it’s going to be Winter time…and what a great time for showing nipples, huh?


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    Yuck
    Posted September 17, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Sorry.. enhanced boobs do nothing for me.. EVER.. Like licking plastic

  2. 2
    Posted September 18, 2010 at 9:27 am

    lol @yuck

    Hey, she has to make money somehow and she is attractive enough to do it

  3. 3
    melange
    Posted September 18, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    I think the men that like fake boobs aren’t doing much touching or licking, period.

  4. 4
    itchy
    Posted September 18, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    It’s not so much the horrible tits that bugs me. It’s her busted face. And the way she just seems so desperate to turn everything into a buck. She probably even sells her farts.

  5. 5
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 18, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    My friend got a pair of 36C implants a year after giving birth anhey look huge! I mean huge like JWowws, except they look more natural and they yield when you squeeze them, like reall boobs. The only issue is they got really veiny. Bright green veins crawling all over them. Not too great for low-cut tops but in a crew next t-shirt, they look awesome.

  6. 6
    itchy
    Posted September 19, 2010 at 1:48 am

    Ummm, lucious veiny green boobs, yum yum, slurp smack.

  7. 7
    mick
    Posted September 20, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    She strikes me as more of a Hustler-type than Playboy-type, but whatev.

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