JWoww is now an author. God help us. She just penned her first book, a refreshed version of the 1995 book, The Rules: Time Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right, except her version will be called The Rules According to JWoww. The book is supposed to be about “secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb.”
“Landing a mint guy?” I don’t know if I can take JWoww’s advice on landing a mint guy. Is she referring to a mint guy like a mint condition car? Like one that hasn’t been around the block? My first piece of advice to her is put your girls away. People like to see cleavage, but seeing both “sales & marketing” out and about with a bad boob job–no bueno.
Listen, I’ll take JWoww’s advice all day long on how to fight and vaseline my knuckles, but dating tips from her, no thanks. I don’t fault her for trying, her other cast members have ridiculous books, so why can’t she?
Her book is due out in February. Might be the perfect Valentine’s gift for your single friends.