JWoww, The Author

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By Nads | Monday, December 13, 2010 | 3:00 pm | 0 Comments
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JWoww is now an author. God help us. She just penned her first book, a refreshed version of the 1995 book, The Rules: Time Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right, except her version will be called The Rules According to JWoww. The book is supposed to be about “secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb.”

“Landing a mint guy?” I don’t know if I can take JWoww’s advice on landing a mint guy. Is she referring to a mint guy like a mint condition car? Like one that hasn’t been around the block? My first piece of advice to her is put your girls away. People like to see cleavage, but seeing both “sales & marketing” out and about with a bad boob job–no bueno.

Listen, I’ll take JWoww’s advice all day long on how to fight and vaseline my knuckles, but dating tips from her, no thanks. I don’t fault her for trying, her other cast members have ridiculous books, so why can’t she?

Her book is due out in February. Might be the perfect Valentine’s gift for your single friends.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

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