Kate Gosselin Is Shopping A Holiday CD!

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By Nads | Thursday, July 1, 2010 | 1:00 pm | 2 Comments
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OMG, I just heard the ultimate! Kate Gosselin wants to release a CD of her favorite religious holiday classics sang by herself, and her kids! I.CAN’T.STOP.LAUGHING! Popeater reported, “Kate is pitching a CD of holiday songs sung by herself and all her children…She sees herself as a modern day Maria from ‘The Sound of Music,’ except this time the family singers won’t be the Von Trap family, they would be the Gosselins.”

Wow, a modern day Maria? Hardly! More like a modern day Mommy Dearest! Maria was sweet, she wasn’t a fame whore, she lived in Austria, she was graceful, and she wore an apron dress! Kate is d.) NONE OF THE ABOVE!

I have an idea for The Gosselin kids’ album name: Ding Dong! The Witches Dead!

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**Update**Kate has dispelled the rumors, she says it’s untrue. I wonder if she retracted her CD announcement after getting ridiculed…either way it was a funny rumor.

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2 Comments

  1. 1
    2muchbravo
    Posted July 1, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    OMG woman! Do what real people do to support their families, go get a J-O-B!! No one wants to hear your fucking family sing!

  2. 2
    mick
    Posted July 2, 2010 at 8:17 am

    Actually, Maria was quite the B in real life. Not so much in the movie version. Perhaps Kate is going for the “reality version” of Maria? Gag.

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