Kathie Lee’s Musical Shuts Up Finally

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By Flipit | Wednesday, December 5, 2012 | 3:00 pm | 1 Comments
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Kathie Lee’s musical, “Scandalous”, about a female preacher, is closing. It’s supposed to be freaking terrible, but that’s not why I’m reporting it. A. Kathie has always gotten on my damn nerves, and B. posting about it means I can post this video starring KL talking about her work like she’s Beethoven.

“Touch what you dream!” ?? Really, Kathie Lee? If you knew the kind of men I dreamt about you wouldn’t suggest that in a family show. The songs and lyrics here are just embarrassing. One of the best parts is her describing a song about a girl who wants to get to do stuff other people do. “Why caaaan’t IIIIIIIIII???!” You know that’s Somewhere Over the Rainbow, right? And “The Little Mermaid?” Don’t drag decent musicals into your web of bad, KL!! You’re terrible enough to stand on your own, have faith!

My fave part is in the beginning, where KL sings while shaking her head like an epileptic at a fireworks show. Just watch the first ten seconds ten times and you’ll have something to make you smile all the way through the holidays.

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Cuz you can’t, ok? Now shut up!

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One Comment

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    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 7:31 am

    I heard about this show on NPR. I wanted to see it but I wondered why Aimee’s “kidnapping” would have happened offstage? That’s a very dramatic moment in Aimee’s life. Sorry to hear that it’s closing. I’m going to check to see what kind of reviews it got. Were they bad?

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