Kelly Clarkson: I’m Not Gay

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By Nads | Friday, September 30, 2011 | 4:08 am | 18 Comments
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Kelly Clarkson insists she’s not gay. She told E! News, “People keep saying I’m gay, and I’m not, I’m pretty sure I’ve never made out with a girl. It’s just not helping me because I’m straight. No boy wants to hit on me because I make mean songs about them, and they think I’m gay.”

Best part about the article was that her gay comment was part of her “Five Things We Didn’t Know About Kelly” article. I would think if there were an article about “Five Things You Didn’t Know” you’d be reading about how she once got caught making out with a boy in the backseat of a car by a cop, or…she likes the smell of her own farts…not her sexual orientation. She must be hard up for some lovin’ if that’s what she’s throwing out for quotes!

In E!’s defense they did put some useless facts in the article about her odd jobs, and her love for pigs–but seems like her straightness is pertinent to her public image…or at least her need for a man in her life.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

18 Comments

  1. 1
    Robin Robinez
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 5:21 am

    5 things I have learned about Kelly Clarkson:

    She needs to do some sit ups
    She thinks that making out with a girl automatically makes you gay
    She thinks that boys care about her songs
    She needs to wear shoes because she has ugly feet
    She is lucky that she is getting any attention at all because of that stupid statement

  2. 2
    Kammie
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 6:00 am

    @Robinez – hahahahahahahaha!!! And now I will be in a good mood all morning. Thanks!

  3. 3
    Jaycee
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 6:04 am

    Why does she have three belly buttons?

  4. 4
    itchy
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 6:25 am

    I’m “pretty sure” I’m not a tarantula.

  5. 5
    truthsquad
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 6:27 am

    @Robinez….you said it all….nothing more to add! Thanks for the morning chuckles!!!!

  6. 6
    Tadow
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 7:21 am

    @ Robinez, well played!!

  7. 7
    kittkatt
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 8:29 am

    Gay or straight, who’s never made out with a girl? Hell I’m as straight as they come and even I kissed a stripper at a drunken Mardi Gras party once. It was nice, she had soft lips, hell if there was a peen to jump on I may have gone “all the way” with her lol

  8. 8
    outhousecat
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 8:46 am

    I think maybe guys aren’t asking her out not so much because of her mean songs but because she looks like she collided with a Goodwill truck after leaving the all-you-can-eat buffet.

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 9:05 am

    Sorry Kittkatt…Gay rule number four thousand and eighty,
    you are turned gay if you kiss ladies. (My Tribe Called Quest shout out)

  10. 10
    kittkatt
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 9:20 am

    Guess I’m a lesbian that loves the peen then :)

  11. 11
    itchy
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 9:40 am

    Kittkatt, you realize your avatar makes it appear that Boobs is saying all this, right?

  12. 12
    Smurfy
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 9:44 am

    I’m straight and I’ve never made out with a girl, nor do I plan to.

    and I guess I’m the only one that doesn’t find jokes about her weight funny. Thats why so many people develop eating disorders. She shouldn’t wear a top like that, obviously, but I’m not going to poke fun at her. I myself should do some situps, so I’m not going to make fun of a celeb via the internet bc people can’t see me.

  13. 13
    kittkatt
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 10:53 am

    @Itchy, I’ve mostly been on here with my phone lately so I haven’t had a chance to change it yet. Beside, boobs deserves a couple more weeks of support. I do get what you’re saying though, but its cool, I’m pretty sure she’s made out with a girl before. You know how those VIP waitresses are, anything to increase the tip amount right.
    As for Kelly’s weight or lack of physical toning I only have one thing to say. Love yourself, embrace your size, but plkease be kind to others eyes.

  14. 14
    mulecitybabe
    Posted September 30, 2011 at 11:19 am

    Smurfy, I’d look just like that if I wore that shirt. Therefore, I don’t wear that shirt. People need to have a little self-awareness, that’s all I’m saying.

  15. 15
    J-Mo J-Mo
    Posted October 2, 2011 at 3:33 am

    *raises hand* Gay and never made out with a girl.

    love, J-Mo :)

  16. 16
    saffie
    Posted October 3, 2011 at 10:49 am

    Okay, in reference to her weight. No one has a right to pick on someone because of a physical difference….ever. Having said that, as a fluffy gal myself I would also know better never to wear a net shirt with my dinner rolls hanging out; on me it would not look good and it doesn’t do anything for Miss Clarkson either. I also cringe when I’m at the mall and a girl who isn’t “fat” but isn’t rail thin tries to squeeze her size 12 fanny into a pair of size 6 skinny jeans. You gotta know your limits and your SIZE and embrace it.

  17. 17
    juddfan
    Posted October 4, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    well . . . I’ve heard Kelly say that if she wants a cookie, she’ll have a cookie. It’s actually a positive message in the end. I do think people in the spotlight should work hard to be their best, but I suspect in her case, she’s been hounded and controlled but studio people and reps and like a teenage girl with an eating disorder, she has nothing else she can control. It’s a “fuck you” if you will . . .

    And I’m gay and I’ve made out with many girls . . . and I liked it, I liked it! LOL!!!

  18. 18
    juddfan
    Posted October 4, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    oh . . . and I’m sick of her denying being gay . . . I don’t think she understands that people like to pin their fantasy on you . . . she could just be winking about it. Maybe guys would ask her out more knowing she’s could be like KittKatt . .. makin’ out w chicks but likin her some peen! hee . . .

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