Kelsey Wants A Quickie

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By Nads | Tuesday, December 28, 2010 | 4:20 am | 17 Comments
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According to TMZ, Kelsey Grammer wants a quickie divorce. Basically, he’s asked the judge to next day air it, so he can get the divorce over with, and start his new life with his fiance, Kayte Walsh. Apparently Camille is not surprised by Kelsey’s “immature behavior”…but in Kelsey’s defense, I’d want to get the hell out anything that has to do with Camille too. She’s bat sh*t crazy!

I’m not saying that Kelsey is completely sane, he’a just as screwed up as Camille…I mean he’d have to be to put up with her for so long. But, I’m just glad he’s come to his senses, and decided to go crazy somewhere else.

Sign those papers, and give us more crazy Camille to watch on TV! I hate her so much on Beverly Hills, but I just can’t stop watching.

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17 Comments

  1. 1
    whoochile
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 5:02 am

    Not a fan of a cheater, but in this case, I can’t blame him one bit! The weird thing is that Kayte (good heavens parents, enough with stupid spellings!!) is such a normal looking person. He went from one extreme to another. I’m not saying Kayte (oy!) is plain…but he must be blinded from being hit in the eyes with schmiel’s silicone blimps. Maybe he finally woke up from his 13 yr coma and is going for some personality.
    A bit of interesting info…on my other message board, there’s a guy who runs an animal rescue shelter. It turns out that the new couple, Kelte, adopted a dog. The rescue guy posted a picture of Kelte and their new pet, super cute! Poor guy, I wonder if schmiel never let him have a pet?
    I gotta say after watching RH, Katye being non-plastic and this dog adoption, i’m behind Kelsey.

  2. 2
    thiajok
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 6:58 am

    If I had money, I wouldn’t get married, especially repeatedly. I’ve never understood the notion of doing that.

  3. 3
    sheesh
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 8:26 am

    I really really want a fast forward button on Cammille’s life to see how her and her gently used ovaries come out from all of this.
    Really.

  4. 4
    2muchbravo
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 8:44 am

    I haven’t really seen Kayte but I don’t think Camille is particularly pretty. She’s just skinny with big fake boobs.
    I DO think she is insecure and that she probably did mishear Kyle who probably said something like, “Why would you go to Hawaii without Kelsey?” She’s in so deep with the ‘You verbally attacked meeee,” that she can’t turn back now. If she beat that stupid horse to death imagine how she handled serious issues within the marriage. I’m not for one minute condoning that pig’s cheating, but seriously, she’s a legend in her own mind.

  5. 5
    Tadow
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 8:51 am

    While watching the housewives in other cities I find myself waiting for Camille’s talking head. She would be hilarious no matter what city! Atlanta with Nene and Kim, NJ with Teresa (who I also hate)and Dina, the possibilities are endless! God she’s awful. My captcha code is TVFU

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 10:58 am

    In the case of Kayte, Kelsey may be drinking from the fountain of youth with this one. Sometimes, a woman needn’t be a bombshell, sexpot. For a 55 yr old man, having a woman in her 20′s has an appeal all its own. it makes him feel lighter and more virile to bed a woman so many years his junior. Camille underestimated Frasier and thought that since she was more than a decade younger that that would suffice when she hit her 40′s. Wrong! Fraz likes women in their 20′s and 30′s..so you got traded in for a newer model. Happens everyday. I hear you might get $70 million in the divorce. Not bad, for a little public humiliation, not bad at all…

  7. 7
    Matt Lam
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    It’s actually 50 now lol. She doesn’t deserve a cent. :(

  8. 8
    Tvsnarkeling
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 1:58 pm

    If Kelsey really wanted to cause Camille pain, he should use Kyle’s husband for all his real estate deals and annouce that their business relationship is rock solid. The high horse she has been riding will turn into a jackass.

    To Kelsey: Please do this. It would make so many people happy.

  9. 9
    ohralphie
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Normally I would never condone cheating, but I wonder what took Kelsey so long. I cannot stand Camille (especially when she uses her baby voice) and I relish the thought of her realizing her worst fear — she is a social pariah without Kelsey Grammer. What trophy wife worth her silicone would risk inviting single Camille to a party? If Camille was all over the other housewives husbands when she was happily married, imagine what she would be like without a man?

  10. 10
    Stewinberri
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Camille’s shit stirring crazy scares me more than her “grabbiness”. Oh well, now she will be able to pay for all the attention lavishing butt sucking friends she can handle. Kelsey what were you thinking not requiring a pre-nup? Sheesh

  11. 11
    Jason
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    Camille is a heinous piece of work, but Kelsey aint no prince either. Plus, she had to put up with going down on this nasty toad of a man for 14 years. Hey, I’d ask for $50 million smackeroos for that. She deserves it. Hope she spends all of Kelsey’s money on toyboys and political donations to Democrats. That should really put his manties in a bunch!

  12. 12
    Val Detinha
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Looks like Frasier married Maris in real life! :D

  13. 13
    marijai
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    I hate Camille!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. 14
    MtnMama
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    “…he should use Kyle’s husband for all his real estate deals and annouce that their business relationship is rock solid. The high horse she has been riding will turn into a jackass.”

    yes, Yes, YES!!!! I bet that, behind the scenes, Kelsey and Mo have been having drinks and high-fiving one another at Camille’s comeuppance, Kelsey’s freedom and Mo’s pending payday.

  15. 15
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 28, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Yep, I read on AbsurdtoSublime that Kelsey has a property currently listed with Mauricio! He also listed Lisa’s house, as well as the one he shares with Kyle. So even if Camille gets a good settlement from Kelsey, it may be a sore point to know that Kyle may be spending Kelsey’s money(albeit indirectly) for yrs to come.

  16. 16
    Pixielated
    Posted December 29, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    I guess for $50 million, Kelsey can get a quickie divorce if he wants it. He deserves to have to pay for being stupid enough to marry Camille without a prenup. And the fool never learns: he’s not going to have a prenup for this marriage either! How many times as he been married? And his big earning years are behind him. (Not saying that he’s going to be broke anytime soon, but if he loses half his assets everytime he gets divorced, it could hurt.)

    I think Kayte is pretty, in a wholesome sort of way. The antidote for Camille.

  17. 17
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted December 30, 2010 at 5:19 am

    We don’t care about Kayte if Kelsey’s not around.

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