Kids Need To Dress Their Age!

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By Nads | Friday, June 15, 2012 | 4:12 am | 15 Comments
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Modern Family‘s Ariel Winter was at the Cars Land Grand Opening at Disneyland and totally didn’t dress her age. This little 14-year-old came out wearing a short J.Lo onesie with high wedges AT DISNEYLAND!! She’s 14 going on 27! I don’t get it and I know I’m sounding old by saying this, but kids need to dress their age. Sure, I was wearing onesies when I was her age, but they were to sleep in, not to wag my tail in! For God’s sakes, I was barely shaving my legs then, and figuring out how wings worked. I know I’m being dramatic, but I when I saw this picture I was like, “woah, she’s 14??”

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    itchy itchy
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 4:47 am

    Took me a moment to realize it wasn’t Flipit writing this rant. Ha!

  2. 2
    ww
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 5:59 am

    My guess is, she’s not there as a park-goer running around the park having fun – she’s working. Some stylist working for ABC/Disney dressed her like a doll. Well, at least she’s wearing a shirt and not showing “cleavage” in the skimpy top.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:05 am

    Agreed the outfit, hair and make up are too mature for her. I always tell young girls that they will have their time when things like that are appropriate for them. If you start too early you have nothing to look forward too then since you dressed like a hooch at 17 you’ll either get more naked or dress like a soccer mom at 25.

  4. 4
    itchy itchy
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:15 am

    The thing that always gets me with these young actresses/actors is: suppose, as they get older during the run of the series, they end up becoming ugly as fuck? What happens to them then?

  5. 5
    merry
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:39 am

    I don’t know that this look what age it is. Too much makeup, stripper-eque yet clownish shoes, see-through blouse and a onesie patterned with flamingoes… the makeup makes her look about thirty, the blouse is usually found on tasteless women about forty, and the pattern on the onesie is for a five-year old (onesies, by the way, started as a piece of clothing for BABIES). This is what happens when grown women start dressing like slutty toddlers: teenagers imitate them and it just gets worse.

    (Although, if you think this outfit is bad, Nads, head on over to the Toddlers & Tiaras recap: the outfits there make this look like a nun’s habit.)

  6. 6
    NikkiHughes
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 8:30 am

    I don’t understand how these young girls wear those shoes. They kill MY feet and so I barely wear them at all. They are going to have some messed up feet by the time they’re 20.

  7. 7
    LadySC
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 9:45 am

    I actually think the romper is cute, flat neon shoes, a non sheer top, hair in a pony tail or a braid on the side and minimal make up she would have looked fine. Whoever did her make up should be fired. I’ve noticed that a lot with some of these disney girls, my daughter is 12 and loves some of these shows but the red head on Shake it up is maybe 14 and the make up they put on her makes her look 30.

  8. 8
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 11:39 am

    @Itchy….”The thing that always gets me with these young actresses/actors is: suppose, as they get older during the run of the series, they end up becoming ugly as fuck? What happens to them then?”

    I think they call that “Danny Bonaduce Syndrome”.

  9. 9
    itchy itchy
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    Well, he was pretty homely to begin with, so there was never all that much hope for him.

  10. 10
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Rompers are the rage this summer but she should have paired it with cute flats or sandals and lose the suggestive top. Layering it over a colored tank would’ve been more age appropriate. And definitely, too much makeup! Whatever happened to a lil lip gloss and mascara? I’m not even going to mention the hair color…

  11. 11
    Dtoast
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Thank god I have boys!

  12. 12
    maryedith
    Posted June 16, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    The romper is styled ironically and she’s young enough to wear it un-ironically. That’s what’s kind of sick about it.

  13. 13
    Robin Robinez
    Posted June 16, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    You know darn well that you had to start shaving your legs when you were 6 ; you hairy little Persian girl ;}

    Hugs, Robin

  14. 14
    TinkerbellAPixie TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    I blame the Junior Kardashian’s for this trend. Both of those little girls already dress like they are ready for their first sex tape to be leaked. I like how Sally from Mad Men still dress age appropriate – hope she doesn’t cross over too soon.

  15. 15
    No reality
    Posted June 18, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    It’s not so much about dressing their age, but how about not dressing in something so fug? When I was 14 I would have loved to be able to get dressed up, especially with money and stylists at my disposal! And although I was a Tomboy with bad taste, I still could of done better then that mess…. Just sayin….

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