Kim K Flying Back From Australia Early To Deal With Divorce

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By Nads | Thursday, November 3, 2011 | 12:00 pm | 11 Comments
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Kim Kardashian bailed on her event this Saturday in Australia so she could come home and deal with her divorce. I don’t know why she wouldn’t just stay down under? I love Australia, but it was kind of nice not having her around! And if she was already there, why wouldn’t she just do the gig and then come home? To save face? It’s too late for that!

When asked if she fought to save the marriage she said, “I think when you know so deep in your heart that you just to listen to your intuition and follow your heart, there’s no right or wrong thing to do.”

I can’t wait to see the press tour when she gets back. Think she’ll hold a news conference?

Oh and one last thing…I knew she had a big butt, but man–it almost looks cartoonish in the above picture, doesn’t it?

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    mere2142
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    What’s that blue dot on her arm? Sniper taking aim?

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    omg. it’s part of the screen grab i did from the photo. ha. it was a “wear what kim’s wearing”…

    I wish it were a Sniper!

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    WHO CARES????????

    Nads total Special K overload. At this point I feel so bad for you woman! Having to continually reporting this shhh!

  4. 4
    WaffleBoy
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    Maybe this is when Kim decides to give her marriage one more shot, and finds true love with Taylor Lautner’s cousin with the pituitary gland problem? And in the process just happens to get a super strong story line for the next season up KUWK? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part because I really like calling Kim and Kris HumpDashian?

  5. 5
    caligal
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    sings…..”never trust a big butt and a smile/that girl is POISON!”

  6. 6
    considerthis
    Posted November 3, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    So now she’s annoyed 2 continents – is there no where in this world that you can go to escape?

    Would love to hear Khloe’s take on this whole thing but you know Mama K has her under STRICT orders to tow the company line.

  7. 7
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 4:38 am

    GAH!!! When you’re done wearing that hateful dress, you can scrub the burnt-on mess from your casserole pans…

  8. 8
    mnkid
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 7:56 am

    Kim who? Karda- what?

  9. 9
    mommacolt
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 11:42 am

    Talk about bum cakes this girl’s got em’

  10. 10
    Fan-Ann
    Posted November 4, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    Maybe K.K. thought that by standing next to that giant oaf her ass wouldn’t look so gigantic. If so, it didn’t work. Seriously, she must have some good abs to fight gravity pulling at her behind. And does anyone think that she ever asked him the classic question “Honey, does this skirt make my ass look big?”

  11. 11
    kthxbai
    Posted November 5, 2011 at 6:18 am

    ROLF @Wilma Fengherdu Thanks! I kept thinking that material reminded me of something!

    The story said they were only going to give her $150 thousand.

    So I bet she figured this would show her priorities are important things like making sure her fans are informed and having real feelings.

    Because she’s way too down to earth and open to care about money.

    Even though everybody knows that $150 thousand is about how much she keeps in whatever she has instead of that little saucer on the dresser where everybody else puts quarters for the broke Coke machine at work.

    @Fan-Ann LOL I bet she asks everybody “Does this make my ass look big ENOUGH?”

    And if they say no she goes and puts a different dress on.

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