Kim Kardashian: Another Movie In The Books

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By Nads | | 10:00 am | 6 Comments
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Tyler Perry, the Kim Kardashian of film and branding his name has tapped Kim K herself to costar in his next film, The Marriage Counselor. Oh joy. Shooting starts this week, so I’m sure we’ll be seeing plenty of paparazzi photos on the web.

Sorry Tyler, I’m going to sit this one out like I do the rest.

Gasmii, I say save yourself the thirteen bucks, and download an old 70′s porn to get the Kim K acting effect…it’ll be much more entertaining…trust me.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

6 Comments

  1. 1
    straighttohell
    Posted October 24, 2011 at 10:39 am

    I would make some tasteless joke about Kim getting her “role” the old fashion way, but I’m pretty sure Tyler Perry is gay (not meant as a slur on gays. But girl literally got to where she is the old fashion way, and she ain’t even that good looking!

    Seriously, Kim is like an incuriable STD, or Twilight (I really don’t know which is shittier).

  2. 2
    lOS ANGELES 1993
    Posted October 24, 2011 at 11:03 am

    That picture is of her old face.

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 24, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Old, new she still SUCKS!

  4. 4
    lOS ANGELES 1993
    Posted October 24, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    Yes she sucks, Isn’t that how she got famous?

  5. 5
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 24, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    HAHAHAHAA! That tape was GROSS! Yea, I saw it and now it cannot be unseen!

  6. 6
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted October 24, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    Actuallyy…if you’ve seen the tape, you’d know that Kim doesn’t suck that hard. Nor does she do much else. Lazyyyy betch. *runs away*

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