The best thing about new media is that readers expect a constant stream of stuff to read about and usually, let’s face it, there’s not really much going on. Sure, an oil spill is ruining poor Louisiana and we’re in two wars, but how often do you really want to read about that? I want to know if Jenna Jameson is getting back together with the abusive boxer, ok? Spoiler alert: She IS.
Point is, slow news days bring awesome stories that you might not have had the chance to hear about had Julia Roberts actually gotten off her ass and actually done something worth reporting. Like this gem:
The Enquirer reported this weekend that Kim Kardashian took a burrito on a plane that was so stinky it made passengers gag. I listened to a talk radio show while I was driving around Saturday and they seriously talked about this for a full hour. LOL. One passenger said it smelled like donkey shit, and another was mortified with Kim’s lack of class. That passenger must not have E!.
Kim reportedly stood and apologized to the plane, saying she was late and starving and the burrito was her only option. But then she went on her blog and denied the entire story. She doesn’t even like burritos!
So there you have it. Kim Kardashian either smells like donkey shit or hates burritos. Pick your ending.