Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Want To Be Married Still When She Has The Baby: Karma’s A B*tch

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By Nads | | 9:21 am | 18 Comments
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I know this is a Kardashian post, but I had to write about this because when I read the story I just kept thinking….karma’s a b*tch for this girl! 

Here’s the short of it…Kim filed a motion last month requesting a trial date to terminate her 72 day marriage, well two days ago, Kris Humpries’ attorney filed a motion to block Kim’s request saying she’s using her pregnancy as an excuse. 

Kim said, “I do not want to be married to [Humphries] when I have my baby…Immediately upon it becoming known to the public that I was pregnant…I began to see articles in the media with quotes attributed to [Humphries] stating that now that I am pregnant he has ‘got all the power,’ ‘that he is in control of my misery’ and that he is not going ‘to allow’ me to be divorced by the time I have my baby….I am requesting the status of my marriage be determined now for not only my health and welfare but also for the health and well-being of my unborn child.”

All I have to say to that is–you should have thought about that before you decided to get married for 72 days, and then get preggers while you were still married. I get that babies can be happy accidents sometimes, but a 72-day marriage isn’t. Sorry, Kim! 

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18 Comments

  1. 1
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 9:33 am

    Kim is so dumb.
    She said the divorce would be the start of a new full life.
    Bitch that’s what you said about the marriage and look how that went.
    She needs to stop trying to start new lives and put the one she has in order.

  2. 2
    BellicoseBaby
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 10:26 am

    You reap what you sow. At least KK’s obsessive naval gazing will be increasingly accessible to her.

  3. 3
    Considerthis
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 10:40 am

    Whaaa….

    Demanding, entitled, self centered, accusatory, paranoid all qualities that make for a wonderful mother. Just like Kris Jenner.

    To both Mr. & Mrs. Hump if you would have spent more than 6 weeks getting to know each other before exchanging I do’s BOTH of you would have had an opportunity to see what a douchebags the other one was.

  4. 4
    misszar
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 11:02 am

    I’m praying that Kris Humphries doesn’t bow to this obvious media ploy. If she was genuinely concerned about the health of the baby (unlikely given all the flyer miles she keeps racking up) then she would give Kris an anulment. He’s not asking for a dime from her, he just wants the truth out and a chance to marry a genuine human in a Catholic church.

  5. 5
    captain-save-uh-hoe
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Kris was just as much a part of the fiasco as Kim was. He is not an “innocent victim” who got duped. He needs to put on his big boy clothes, stop wasting everyone’s time to get the last of his media attention, and move the eff on so we can stop hearing about this damn non-story every day.

  6. 6
    yeknom
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    They both need to get over themselves. Kim should just agree to get the annulment. If she wants to start a brand new life, then why not start one that legally says you were never married? If her marriage to him wasn’t done for publicity what does she care what the whole wide world that was invited to it thinks?

    She might not be a gold-digger, Kan, but she is a great big self-centered attention whore.

  7. 7
    carol
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    I agree with misszar but I also agree with captain-save-uh-hoe. I can see where Kris is coming from, he finally wants Kim to admit the truth like he has done. I am guessing he was used and played by the K’s and knew to some extent of how fake it was. But the fact the marriage was only going to last 72 days was not included in the fine print of his contract. Everyone knows everything in Kim’s life is fake and her marriage wasn’t real. Kim and mamaKris are the only one who have not admitted it yet. Plus, if she wasn’t still married there wouldn’t be this much attention about her being pregnant.

    I wish the whole Kardashian family would go away. They are pointless. What is truly frightening is the amount of people out there obsessed and in love with them, that follow everything they do, wear everything they wear, etc.

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    I am confused about annulments and this marriage. Only the church does annulments correct? They were not married in a church were they? Were they married by a Catholic Priest? Did the church tell Kris H they would grant an annulment? Do you have to get married in a church in order to get an annulment. Do Baptists, Evangelicals, Episcopalians etc also have annulments? From my understanding it is not an easy process to go through. Better question, why do I care?

  9. 9
    merry
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Whether Kim’s married, divorced, or annulled by the time she gives birth, I think we can all agree that this baby is already screwed.

    Kim K is already too selfish, vapid, and stupid to be allowed, and now some poor kid will be saddled with her for life. Imagine finding out at age 8 (if not sooner) that your mommy is famous because she made an internet sex tape, sold her life to reality TV, and had 72-day marriage to a man (who by the way, was there before daddy). I’m sure that won’t result in any mocking by grade-school peers. If Kim had any compassion in her soul, she never would have gotten pregnant.

  10. 10
    Angela
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 2:32 pm

    There are church annulments and legal annulments. He wants a legal annulement based upont the fact that she defrauded him. He says she did it for publicity and he did not know. Valid argument for a legal annulment – other examples include someone lying about their sexuality. Of course these laws vary from state to state.

  11. 11
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    He knew though….everyone told him.
    He’s just mad that he got played in front of everyone and has nothing to show for it.

    Kim should just give him his cut of the wedding profits and conclude the business deal.
    She’s gonna spend it all on legal fees anyway, might as well give it to him outright.

  12. 12
    labowner
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    Thank you Angela.

    Chaos you are probably right.

    Captain from my understanding Kris wants to be there for the depositions and he can’t get free until after the NBA season. Ugh

  13. 13
    CathodeTube CathodeTube
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 6:40 pm

    She is so unworthy to carry Spawn of Kanye. First she trivialized “divorce hell,” now her staffed and coddled gestation will trivialize “pregnancy hell.” Looooooathe.

  14. 14
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    She used Him. Now he is using her.

    Sounds right to me.

  15. 15
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 8:06 am

    give him the annulment and it can all be over Kimmy Cakes…if you were truly concerned about you and the health of your child you would just do it so it could all be over right??!?!!?

  16. 16
    WaffleBoy
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 8:38 am

    I’m not taking Kim’s side, but Kris Humptyhump wanting a civil annulment doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. I read online where he was saying he wants to be able to get married in the Catholic Church again, but he would need a cannon annulment for that, not a civil annulment. I read in another place, that if he could a civil annulment for fraud that would void their pre-nup which would make sense, but if you get an annulment it’s like the marriage never took place, and that means there is no alimony or any of that good stuff, so there is no reason to break the pre-nup.
    So that means the only reason for this I can see is so the whole world can see just how badly Kris’s wittle feewings got hurt, and I’m wondering how Taylor Swift got to be so tall?

  17. 17
    yeknom
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 8:54 am

    @Classy- I’m sayin…. If you want it over, agree to the annulment and let it be over.

    @Waffle- I thought the same thing too, that you need a religious, not civil annulment to get married in a church in the future. Then again, Chris isnt too bright, so that’d explain that confusion.

  18. 18
    Miss Molly
    Posted February 9, 2013 at 8:36 am

    Anything or anyone who makes Kim’s life “sooooo hard” is okay with me.

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