Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Didn’t Get The Ratings They Expected

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By Nads | Tuesday, October 11, 2011 | 3:19 pm | 32 Comments
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Kim Kardashian’s wedding got big numbers, but not like they’d hope for. Part 1 pulled in 4.4 million viewers on Sunday, and Part 2 pulled in 4 million. The best part about it is that Kim denies getting paid $20 million for the wedding. She told TV Guide, “I would literally get married 10 times if that were true!” Right…it’s not $20 million after you pay out your management and agent fees. It’s ridiculous that she even got paid to get married, period.

I still find it crazy that she got 4 million people to watch her intimate fluff wedding. I couldn’t stomach it…did any of you watch it? I was too caught up on the Kim, Brandi, Kyle drama on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills…my GOD…was last night a great episode or what???

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32 Comments

  1. 1
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    No on the Kardasian “wedding.” That thing was too Klassy for little ol’ me. Yes to RHW – yowza! Can’t wait til next week!

  2. 2
    lindaw205
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    No, I didn’t watch – there is no way I would watch anything Kartrashian. I can’t figure out how they managed to take over a whole network, even if it is just E!. And, they managed to get 4 million viewers. Wow.

  3. 3
    nads
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    @lindaw205 – here, here!

  4. 4
    JudgyWudgy
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    “I’d literally get married ten times if that were true!”

    No worries Kim, you’re well on your way.

  5. 5
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    I didn’t watch it and I don’t understand why anyone did.

  6. 6
    Fan-Ann
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    Darn, I missed it. A lavish, taped-for-tv porn star’s wedding…I will always have something better to do than watch this.

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    What’s a Kardashian?

  8. 8
    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    They’re those bad guys with the greenish skin and weird bone structure on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. They’re evil, but they make great tailors.

  9. 9
    WaffleBoy
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    Oh man, am I the only romantic here? I mean a girl gets married for the second time only once in her life.

  10. 10
    Fan-Ann
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    NWMTV, don’t they also have alien body parts, like huge asses? And I think one ot them (I honestly don’t know her name) might be an Amazon-like warrior of her species.

  11. 11
    Thatswhatshesaid
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    Was that on tv? I don’t keep up with them.

  12. 12
    Anj bo
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    I just can’t deal with how E! has become the Kardashian network.

  13. 13
    Anj bo
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 7:57 pm

    And more thing! To quote Joel McHale, “Kim, who’s famous for having a big ass and a sex tape..”

  14. 14
    tvdiva
    Posted October 11, 2011 at 8:15 pm

    I’m not even sure I’d watch my own wedding again. (Well, maybe for a few mil.) Why bother? We’ve seen the photos, and we know how it ends.

  15. 15
    chooch850
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 1:28 am

    I can’t believe you guys would prefer to watch those nasty housewhores rather than watch rich family-friendly extravagance. I’ll watch those fat-ass Kardashians any day over those suicide-profiting sluts.

  16. 16
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 2:58 am

    Hold on a dang second! They may be suicide profiting sluts, but they are suicide profiting sluts who wear $20,000 sunglasses. Know that.

  17. 17
    atlgirl78
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 6:33 am

    $25,000 sunglasses…and valentino shorts…

  18. 18
    Thatswhatshesaid
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 6:41 am

    @Snootchy Bootches: Right!! Ha! $25,000 sunglasses and VALENTINOOOOOO!!!!!

  19. 19
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 6:42 am

    Let me adjust the strap on my Fendi’s…

  20. 20
    merry
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 7:29 am

    I don’t know how anyone could have skipped this! I know in a recession where money’s scare, jobs are scarcer and people are losing their homes left and right, nothing makes me feel better than spending my precious free time watching the made-for-TV wedding of a huge slut turned amateur porn star. Kim deserved that lavish ceremony for all her hard work doing absolutely nothing productive!

    Seriously, I’m disgusted. I will, however, tune in for her divorce proceedings, which will no doubt also be televised in a year or so. (Bet she gets paid for that, too.)

  21. 21
    itchy
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 7:33 am

    In the interest of full reporting I’ve done a search for her sex tape. All I could find were tranny videos. Is that her?

  22. 22
    Danielle
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 8:59 am

    Why would people watch it when it was covered by E! for a gazillion months and full pictures displays adorned every magazine out there? I think people felt like they already saw it. Also, I second everything else that’s been said.

  23. 23
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 9:07 am

    She sux, bleech.

  24. 24
    JuneSummer
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 9:12 am

    Nobody held a gun to my head so, I did not watch.

  25. 25
    chooch850
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    Look at all the people who had a job that day. She actually helped the economy.

  26. 26
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted October 12, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    My eyeballs threatened me with a complete and total shutdown if I dared to watch that travesty, then my brain jumped on the bandwagon…

    4 million actually tuned in? I weep for the human race.

  27. 27
    considerthis
    Posted October 13, 2011 at 11:17 am

    This just in Rob Kardashian is FAT. He is approaching Evan from Real World Challenge size!

    Can’t figure out why he is FAT? He doesn’t work, sleeps all day and eats Khole & Lamar out of house and home and has the balls (somewhere under the fat rolls)to yell at them for buying & bringing all the junk food into THEIR HOUSE (where he lives rent free).

    Ticks & Leeches are more gracious.

  28. 28
    plockeness monster
    Posted October 13, 2011 at 11:20 am

    Consider – Are we talking “Even looks pregnant” fat? Or “I drink too many Natty Lights” fat??

  29. 29
    considerthis
    Posted October 14, 2011 at 8:24 am

    Plock – More like Evan looks pregnant with Kenny’s baby fat. That’s it – Evan needs to go on DWTS to slim down (the new Celebrity Biggest Loser). Would love to see an all MTV throwdown (ala Battle of the Network Stars (old old school) Real World vs Teen Mom vs Jersey Shore Challenge! Reality Dreams do come true – please – please MTV!

  30. 30
    Tadow
    Posted October 15, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    @ Itchy — the tranny videos might be her too, but her claim to fame was getting banged out by Ray-J. Hope that helps :)

  31. 31
    kthxbai
    Posted October 15, 2011 at 4:26 pm

    @itchy http://www.megavideo.com/?v=URKP01L6

    It’s pretty boring. She’s got a landing strip and bumps.

    Ray-J looks like he needs to read some books or something. Don’t expect “much” iykwim

  32. 32
    kthxbai
    Posted October 15, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    Oh I forgot. This is IMPORTANT! If it tries to open a site called megaclick in a new window DON’T click it.

    It doesn’t have the video and it might have bad stuff. The video is on megavideo. Never click megaclick.

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