Kim Zolciak Finally Got Married On 11/11/11

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By Nads | Monday, November 14, 2011 | 4:20 am | 13 Comments
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I went to an 11/11/11 wedding this past Friday and I’m sure half the world did too. It was fun…but I’m sure not as fun as Kim Zolciak’s wedding. I would have loved to have been a fly the wall during that wedding. An obnoxious wig-wearing Kim bossing everyone around…sounds amazing, doesn’t it? Who knew Kim was such an 11/11 monster?

What I’m shocked about are two things: 1) She actually got married, and 2) She didn’t get a wedding special. Kudos to Bravo for not sensationalizing this event…E! should take a page out of Bravo’s book once in a while. I’m not condoning what this network always does, but at least they didn’t exploit something for once.

As for Kim…only time will tell if she gets a spinoff. I think it’s highly doubtful, but it’s certainly not out of the question…

Over NeNe’s dead body…haha

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    LAC LAC
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 7:46 am

    Is it me or has Kroy gotten kind of cute this season? Ok, just me then…

    So the blond beast is a “Mrs”? Huuu…ray…

  2. 2
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 9:10 am

    Not gonna lie, I’m happy for them. Hope it works out for more than 72 days

  3. 3
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 10:02 am

    Kroy is showing as a really nice kinda good guy – hope he doesn’t end up regretting this move.

    And EVERY TIME I see Kim Z., the voice in my head says, “How can you wear a huge nylon wig in the stifling heat of Atlanta???”. And $20 goes to the first person to provide a recent shot of her natural hair…

  4. 4
    kthxbai
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 10:15 am

    I wish they would have done a wedding special! I read she went to preownedweddingdresses.com and got a Baracci for $58000.

    Most of the Baraccis they have on there don’t cost even 10% of that much but the 1 she got is pretty OTT. What really surprised me the most though is that I don’t hate it.

    It looks more like something you’d put on to go to a Marie Antoinette fancy dress party than a wedding and I didn’t see pics of it at every angle so I could be wrong but so far I think it didn’t suck!

    She also had 2 other dresses she put on for the reception. I didn’t see pics of them yet though.

    But my biggest disappointment was that Kroy just wore a regular groom costume. She’s always talking about how great she thinks his butt is so I was kind of expecting she’d make him put assless chaps on. Or at least booty shorts.

  5. 5
    shantigal
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 10:16 am

    Times are tough, I’m on it Wilma. Oh what $20 can do for a gal.

  6. 6
    Fan-Ann
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    @shantigal, arm yourself with every magical potion and protective amulet possible before embarking on this dangerous mission. Kim Z probably wears a wig everywhere except the shower….the sight of her bald and sans make-up might blind or otherwise impair you. Safe hunting

  7. 7
    Where's My Coffee?
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 2:58 pm

    Well there’s this one …
    http://therealoc2nyc2atl.blogspot.com/2010/10/kim-zolciak-without-her-wig.html

  8. 8
    Wilma Fengherdu
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    NICE JOB @ Where’s My Coffee!!! **furiously digging under couch cushions trying to scrape up change**

    I was expecting Kim to look horrifying, kinda like when they took off Darth Vader’s helmet in Star Wars: Episode Whatever. Other than super-brassy, her real hair looks pretty normal.

  9. 9
    nads
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    @Where’s My Coffee? – amazing find.

  10. 10
    kthxbai
    Posted November 14, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    She looks so much better! It reminds me of that other Kim that is actually a really pretty girl without her bus station skank makeup on but most people don’t even know that. Starting with her.

  11. 11
    Rebecca
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    @wilma – Kim tweets pictures of herself “au naturale” all the time – her and Kroy – her and her daughters – she is always without the wig and makeup – she actually looks a LOT younger without all the makeup and wig – she looks like an older version of her daughter and Definately can believe she is only 33 after seeing those pics.

  12. 12
    Rebecca
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    here is one from the other day
    http://lockerz.com/s/123101541

  13. 13
    lindaw205
    Posted November 15, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    @rebecca – wow, she looks a lot better without the wig and make up. And way younger.

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