Kim Zolciak Shows Off Her Baby Bump

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By Nads | Wednesday, February 23, 2011 | 4:28 pm | 15 Comments
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Kim Zolciak shows off her baby bump in a bikini for the latest issue of Life & Style magazine. She said, “I’ll be 33 when I have this baby, and I’m more in touch with my body now.”

How about being more in touch with your age? Yes, she still believes that she’s 32-years-old. I know that some girls don’t age as gracefully as others, but Kim being 32 is like saying Lindsay Lohan is sober. Kim, at least give us an age we can believe. How about 36? 37? No?

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

15 Comments

  1. 1
    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted February 23, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    When I’m president, I will make it illegal for distended, gestating bellies to be shown in public.

    By order of the Executive branch, cover that thing up or remain inside the Pregnancy Modesty Structure.

  2. 2
    Alison Zimmerman
    Posted February 23, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    Notwithoutmytv–I totally agree with you! I am all about ladies showing their bumps, but, if your clothes are the size you wore before you got preggs, please bye some new ones! also no bikini shots. I don’t want to see your damn stretch marks! Hell even L&S couldn’t photoshop Kim’s stomach…32? yeah right. I just turned 31 and no one believes me on that!

  3. 3
    pixiegal262
    Posted February 23, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    Baby gut more like.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 23, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    Weird. I have a sudden taste for beef jerky.

  5. 5
    itchy
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 1:43 am

    Oh, I’m all about pregnancy pics. Gimme more. But if you’re going to shove your belly in my face, at least have the courtesy of being naked.

    I’m also wondering: do impants get bigger during pregnancy as well?

  6. 6
    Snootchy Bootches
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 5:36 am

    I took a gander around the internet and apparently she really is 32. There was an investigation a while back when she was an underage teen because she was having an affair with a policeman. And the official report that was done back then listed her age which agreed with her being 32 now. What the fuck has she done to herself to age to badly?

  7. 7
    Wilma Fingherdu
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 5:39 am

    All three of them…brrrrrrr!!!

  8. 8
    sheesh
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 5:59 am

    She aged herself by smoking, drinking, and fucking around with married men.
    A lot.

  9. 9
    LAC
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 9:13 am

    They must have photoshopped out the smoke rings coming from out of her belly. Cause you know that kid is having a smoke…

  10. 10
    (J)ustPeachy
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 1:42 pm

    She looks a mess.

  11. 11
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    *LAC: The smoke rings is about the only thing they photoshopped out of this picture. Yikes! Although, I think the baby is expelling second hand smoke via his mom’s queefs. Talk about ring of fire!

  12. 12
    what?
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Smack me for not being politically correct – but I find nothing attractive about posting a pregnant belly for the world to see (could we just keep this between the mom and dad to be?). Please, Please, Please put on some clothes – ones that are not painted on your body. What happened to modesty? I must have been born 50yrs too late.

  13. 13
    someguy
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 10:19 pm

    What a mess. What is wrong with the guy who got her prego.

  14. 14
    Robin Robinez
    Posted February 24, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    @someguy, He is a football player who isn’t very good at it. And she is a singer who isn’t very good at it. They are a match made in mediocre.

    TC, Robin

  15. 15
    LAC
    Posted February 25, 2011 at 8:41 am

    Sarcas….Queef!! LOL!! Exactly…ahhh, South Park, you taught us much.

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