Kody Brown has already tied the knot with wife No. 4! Woah, that dude doesn’t mess around! I guess TLC will show the reception on the season finale of the show, but the private ceremony won’t be televised (I’m sure it’s because they can’t shoot in the Mormon Temple).
I’m so pissed, I wanted to see how it all works! I need questions answered! Are the other wives the bridemaids or shall I say bridematrons? And which chosen kid out of 13 gets to be the flower girl, and ring baron? Could you imagine the number of extended family, and guests? I’m sure the groom’s family is like, “Sh*t, another one? At what wife number is it polite to stop giving gifts? Seriously, this is getting old, Kody!”
I just thought of something, Gasmii…I’m in the wrong biz…the real money is planning weddings for polygamists. So if I ever abandon newsgasm, you’ll know where to find me.