Kody Brown Has Already Married Wife No. 4

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By Nads | Monday, October 11, 2010 | 12:15 pm | 4 Comments
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Kody Brown has already tied the knot with wife No. 4! Woah, that dude doesn’t mess around! I guess TLC will show the reception on the season finale of the show, but the private ceremony won’t be televised (I’m sure it’s because they can’t shoot in the Mormon Temple).

I’m so pissed, I wanted to see how it all works! I need questions answered! Are the other wives the bridemaids or shall I say bridematrons? And which chosen kid out of 13 gets to be the flower girl, and ring baron? Could you imagine the number of extended family, and guests? I’m sure the groom’s family is like, “Sh*t, another one? At what wife number is it polite to stop giving gifts? Seriously, this is getting old, Kody!”

I just thought of something, Gasmii…I’m in the wrong biz…the real money is planning weddings for polygamists. So if I ever abandon newsgasm, you’ll know where to find me.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

4 Comments

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    NotWithoutMyTV notwithoutmytv
    Posted October 11, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    Nads, I care about you, so I feel I have to be a Buzz McKillington; you’ve seen “Bridezillas” and all those “Shut Up You Crazy Bitch and Buy the Dress Already I Got Another Client Waiting” shows. So you know what working with ONE made-for-TV bride is like. Now add approximately three more wives who secretly don’t want another sister wife. And make them polypsychoid enough to have believed they would ever be happy sharing some weird Utah dood in the first place.

    No amount of money is worth that… it would kill your soul. I’ve found that having a HALF dead soul fuels comedy. But I imagine that an ALL dead soul would kind of make it hard to connect with a living audience.

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    giffordsaz
    Posted October 11, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    Boys Nads, that is a can of worms no one should open. Can you imagine. It is 14 kids now…. and I was so pissed watching them walk into the hospital like a lost tribe from the Sound of Music. In NORMAL hopsitals a few people cn visit at a time and NO ONE under 12 because of respitory issues. And e ven in some materinty wards no guests at all… throught a looking glass is it.

    Next week is the season final.. ha, really… I bet TLC wants out of this legal nightmare as soon as possible.

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    ohralphie
    Posted October 12, 2010 at 7:35 am

    How does this Billy Ray Cyrus reject get four women to marry him? Oh how I wish the ‘skinny pretty’ bride decides that now she has childcare and money she will have a permanent headache. We’ll see how long ‘god’ wants him to be married to her if that happens.

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    Donna O
    Posted November 3, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    What an absolute creep Bob!!! I always knew that Mormonism was fringe religion. Who could actually aspire to these beliefs??? Do NOT even say that this is not mainstream Mormonism. These are your followers. Own up to that!!!

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