Kris Jenner’s Talk Show. I’m Going To Throw Up

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By Nads | Monday, January 28, 2013 | 11:21 am | 16 Comments
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This morning they announced that Kris Jenner’s talk show is a go. She’s getting a test run on some Fox stations in several markets including New York and L.A. She said, “This is something I have wanted to do all my life so it’s definitely a dream come true! I can’t wait for this new adventure to begin.”

And to that I say, thank you Kim for putting out a sex tape so her mom could have a career. What a joke. You know what makes me want to puke in my mouth? I bet people will watch it. What a disaster. I’d say I can’t wait to see what her show will be like, but I’m boycotting. In fact, I’m boycotting my own post.

About

Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

16 Comments

  1. 1
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    oooo… I had to read this. See what a magnet the K-word is! Now I’m going to link this post to our Facebook page!

  2. 2
    Pat Ledoux
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    No no no stop the insanity!!!!

  3. 3
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    Count me in for wanting to barf.

  4. 4
    Sugarbush Sugarbush
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 1:21 pm

    How does this family stay active in the media? I never cared and still don’t and I still don’t know what the hell they do to be famous other than have lots of money and huge asses.

    BTW, who the hell dreams their whole life of having a talk show? Especially someone who’s so old there were only silent films available.

  5. 5
    caligal
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 1:35 pm

    This family is so horrible, Satan himself wouldn’t purchase their souls.

  6. 6
    LAC LAC
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    Well, at least she will not have to look too far for guests on these topics:

    “My daughter is a whore…not, not just a media whore…but a whorah! What do I do?”
    “Is it true that when you go black, you never go back?”
    “Botox and butt implants… When is it too much for a man?”

  7. 7
    She Stinks!
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    Gross all around. This family is disgusting. I’m still shocked that the Bethenny Frankel talk show got picked up – she is just awful too.

  8. 8
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    Here I’ve made it my mission in life to avoid the Kartrashians, and they just want to make it harder….well a colonoscopy to them with a rusty garden implement.

  9. 9
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    LAC – “Is it true when you go black, you never go back”

    AHAHAHA!

  10. 10
    Tmurda
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 4:07 am

    Blech! At this moment, I seriously cannot think of any person I could care LESS about reguarding hearing what they have to say…about …..anything. Iv’e never heard this woman say anything important or intelligent. FAIL.

  11. 11
    hot cawfee
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 6:32 am

    hands over my eyes and rocking back and forth–”Please make it stop!!!!!”
    stopping to sip cawfee–”pleasepleasepleaseBabyJesusIwillrecyclereturnmylibrarybooksontimenotsaytheFwordanymoreunlessrelatedtoallthingsKartrashianpleasepleasepleasemakethemgoawaybuttheyarereproducingtheapocolypseistrulynear”"

  12. 12
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Let’s see I posted a link to this story on Facebook yesterday and I posted one on Louie Anderson almost drowning. I had 413 hits on Nad’s link to Kris Kardashian’s story in less than 2 hours. It took all day to get 203 people to care about poor old Louie! This is why she’s getting a talk show. People are drawn to them.

  13. 13
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 11:19 am

    “well a colonoscopy to them with a rusty garden implement.”

    I just spat water all over my keyboard.
    Lord, I am stealing that for future use.

  14. 14
    timgunnssister timgunnssister
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 11:53 am

    People are drawn to them? What, like flies to shit? Well, yeah, I can see that.

  15. 15
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted January 29, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    You must be a fly cuz you took the time to comment. Just sayin’…..

  16. 16
    Robin Robin
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    Couldn’t find a place to put this. Pimp Mom thread seemed the best place.

    http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Kim+Kardashian/Kim+Kardashian+Kanye+West+Miami+2/YgwT6qz4tJt?utm_source=outb&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Z-Celebs-1

    WTF? She isn’t wearing panties? She wasn’t wearing panties when she was screwing RayJay on tape so why is it such a big deal now? I think I know why. Her pimp, MK knows that Kim often exchanges her panties for $ . So she decided to leak the panty story, as if it was Unusual for K to not have drawers on and folks will forget the nekked part of her resume.

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