Kristen Wiig Is Retiring Two Of Her Characters

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By Nads | | 3:41 pm | 7 Comments
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Gilly RIP

Kristen Wiig told Time that she’s putting two of her characters to bed. She’s officially retiring Gilly and Penelope. Ugh. I’m soooo sad that Gilly is going down for the count. It’s not fair, I haven’t had enough time with her. I know it’s the SAME thing OVER AND OVER AND OVER again, but it’s so funny. I can’t get enough of the overbite, and the facials.

And Penelope–damn you! Say it ain’t so!!! She’s the best one-upper EVER!

I’m just happy she’s not putting baby-hands Junice to bed. That would be a travesty.

Here’s my favorite Gilly sketch to get your through this LONG Tuesday:

My favorite Penelope sketch (of course because Liza):

And just for sh*ts and giggles, here’s Junice:

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    NinaD
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    I think baby hands is named DOONICE….and I only know that because of friend of mine dressed as her for Halloween

  2. 2
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 5:12 pm

    No, it’s Junice! But it doesn’t matter :-) Her baby hands are brilliant. Check her name here: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08vwelk.phtml

  3. 3
    NinaD
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    you just rocked my world! We were calling her Doonice all Halloween. Oh well, it’s a hilare name regardless. My friend cut the hands off a Bratz doll for the costume :) Creepers.

  4. 4
    georgiababe
    Posted May 3, 2011 at 11:30 pm

    I HATE Gilly. Worst character EVER. I always FF through that sketch I don’t find it funny at all.

    I do like Penelope though, so I’ll be sad to see her go. And Nads, the sketch with Liza Minelli was so awesome, it’s my favorite too!

    Echoing the Junice love, that character just cracks me up every single time.

  5. 5
    Posted May 4, 2011 at 11:32 am

    I’m with georgiababe. I was never a fan of Gilly, but I love Penelope! “My best friend is a tomato and Liza Minelli.” Love it. Well, hopefully they’ll bring back the Target lady and the “just kidding” character — both fantastic. I love Kristen Wiig. She’s the best thing about SNL these days. I hope she doesn’t leave too soon, but it’s great to see that her movie career is taking off. I can’t freaking wait to see Bridesmaids. You can’t go wrong with a movie that’s funny AND has copious amounts of shirtless Jon Hamm. Mmmmmmm . . . Hamm.

  6. 6
    giffordsaz
    Posted May 5, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    I agree with the above smart people. Gilly was a waste. I hated Gilly and would have told Wigg that to her face.

  7. 7
    Posted May 6, 2011 at 1:34 am

    @NinaD – Ha! Doonice is funnier that Junice…let’s stick with that.

    And everyone else–as far as Gilly goes–it’s really funny when you personally channel her. My brother and I do her all the time. But Penelope is Amazing, and so is Junice!

    @georgiababe – so with you…that Liza sketch goes down in the books!

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