Larsa Pippen Gets Her Own Show (LOL)

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By Flipit | Thursday, December 13, 2012 | 2:00 pm | 4 Comments
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To the five of you who watched the first season of Real Housewives of Miami with me: Remeber Larsa? If not, here’s a refresher.

She’s Scotty Pippen’s shallow bimbo starfucker of a wife who spent the season bitching about how stupid her maids and nannies were. The morality bar is pretty low on a Housewives show, but she slithered right under it. Now, that’s not saying I don’t miss her. With all the new catty, heavily accented cast members around, it would have been nice to see this idjut get ripped apart like a rag doll in a dog park.

She’s getting her own show, now, so if you miss her (please don’t confess to that here), you’ll get her back soon. The WE show will center around her and Scotty’s move to Chicago, and we’ll hopefully get to see ole Lars buy used Toyota’s on Scotty’s dime for all her good for nothin’ relatives. Can’t wait. ?

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    BWAHAHHAHA. Does Nads know yet?

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    I can’t wait. Sorry, I loved Larissa and Christy because they upset the norm. WE is turning out a lot of reality shows based on women. Along with Larissa, we get Cyndy Lauper(sp?), Melissa Gilbert and I forgot who else is getting a show on that channel.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted December 13, 2012 at 2:37 pm

    Who?

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted December 14, 2012 at 6:02 am

    OMFG, no!

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