Leftovers

-Jake and Vienna are over. Those are words I thought I would never type. When a love as beautiful as theirs dies you can hear the doves cry. As I sit here, morose, the question lingers did Vienna cheat on Jake with Greek actor, Gregory Michael? Or were Jake’s fame whoring ways too much for a woman who went on a reality show to find true love. (via TMZ)

-If you have been waiting for the moment where your dirty dishes sponge had style and pizazz wait no more! Christian Siriano, who reminds me for some reason as the too cool for school version of a Keebler Elf, has proved that he will pimp out any brand for the right amount of money. According to Gawker Christian is doing a line of sponges designed exclusively for O-Cel-O. Wow talk about reaching the pinnacle of a career.

-Get ready for all the dirty secrets to come out on the rise of FaceBook. The Aaron Sorkin/David Fincher movie The Social Network (aka The FaceBook Story) has released the official movie poster and I for one are already excited to see this film this fall.

-TV.com has compiled a list of their five favorite new television dads. I appreciate the list but the real question is how would you rank all time dads? I want some Archie Bunker vs. Steven Keaton vs. Cliff Huxtable vs. Homer Simpson vs. Jason Seaver vs. Danny Tanner vs. Murphy Brown action.

-Betty White is officially all that is awesome and made of ratings gold. Her new show, Hot in Cleveland, was the most watched cable sitcom premiere EVER. This is especially a huge coup since it is TV Land’s FIRST original sitcom. Yowzers!