Leftovers

Watercooler

By Flipit | Friday, July 16, 2010 | 4:00 pm | 0 Comments
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TMZ is reporting that the Donald is after Tiger’s most prominent mistress, Rachel Uchitel, to appear on Celebrity Apprentice. Well, why not? It’s not like the show’s dripping with class. I think once you’ve had Melissa Rivers on all bets are off. I say bring in everyone who’s become famous for being a ho this season. That Nazi skank who banged Jesse James can probably sell lots of cupcakes.

People are giving Oprah a lot of shit for her ratings being way down. The lowest ever. What’s happened to Oprah?!?! Well, for one, she’s in reruns. Oy. I don’t really have much of an opinion on that. I haven’t watched her for a really long time, but that has more to do with me needing naps during her timeslot than her sucking. Anyway, Judge Judy has smacked her down and taken over as the queen of daytime. 45 mil a year! Down, girl!

More Mel updates. I’m posting this not because I give a rat’s cracker about this bs, but because there is a kitten wrestling a watermelon at the end of the post and you have to see it.

A hot guy on 90210 is gay and they’re gonna work it into the storyline. I can’t wait to see the creative ways they come up with for him to hug dudes.

Have a great weekend you guys! Nads will be back to you on Monday!

Flipit
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Currently, Flipit's writing Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps, which you can find here. You can also find him doing a gossip segment twice a week called BS of the Day and video recaps of Project Runway All Stars, as well as spoof ReDubs of the coming soon trailers at the end of RHOBH!

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