Leftovers

- Lindsay Lohan is claiming (via In Touch) that she wants to have a baby. Why does Miss Lohan want to bring a child onto this earth? Is it so she can nurture it? Grow a future leader of the world? NO- she wants to have a COMPANION. My head just exploded into a million pieces. Children are not for companionship. In fact, they are not any of the following: groupies, friends, play pals, drinking buddies, pets, something you can put in a closet and pull out once a year because it is fashionable, rocks or something Lindsay Lohan should ever be allowed to have. (via WWTDD)

- Want to throw water balloons at authority and get away with it? Just rename yourself Justin Bieber and go to town (it also helps if you have a bodyguard who can finesse the state trooper). I bet Mr. Bieber looks like quite a catch now Kim? Maybe you can take him to a bouncy house next time the two of you hang out. (via E!Online)

- In a day that gets more and more bizarre sources (read his publicist trying a new stunt) say that John Mayer is becoming the kind of guy you can take home to mom. He is choosing his IPad over crazy one night stands. Um….there is nothing in this that sounds real. (via Perez Hilton)

- I love Pandas and I love parties so what is better than a photo of a Panda that loves to party. (via Boing Boing)