Leftovers: Monday

Watercooler

By Flipit | Monday, December 20, 2010 | 5:00 pm | 1 Comments
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Oprah’s mom is pissed about getting put down on Barbara Walters. So your mom let you get raped a few times. Why is that so hard to get over? I’ll tell you one thing. Being a shitty parent to that woman is the quickest way not to get a free iPad. Asshole.

Some skank is selling a sweater supposedly covered in Ashton Kutcher DNA. This story is disgusting, but I thought some of you might have started your shopping a little bit late.

X Factor is in troubs for showing a “sexy” Rihanna/Christina Aguilera number during the family hour. I think this whole thing is being taken way out of proportion. It was the perfect excuse for parents to explain to their kids how babies are made. And herpes. And chlamydia. Oh, and FYI. Pepsi is the official sponsor for the U.S. X-Factor.

Survivor is getting a format change. “Gone But Not Voted Off” is in the title, so you know this is gonna piss people off.

Simon Cowell is going to be knighted. Wow, are we going to have to start calling him Sir Simon?

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One Comment

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    thiajok
    Posted December 22, 2010 at 8:25 am

    Re: Oprah’s Mom. It’s typical that the most negligent and abusive parents tend to want to smooth over the childhood abuse when the child is grown. I call it revisionist parenting and it simply doesn’t fly to the grown child. Wanting to be forgiven is fine, but asking to be forgiven is necessary first. Then you have to acknowledge that these kinds of hurts go deep and don’t heal with just a hug.

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