Leftovers: Thursday

It’s been a LOVELY day over here, how bout for you? We’re kinda sick of writing, but here are some links to get you late nighters reading instead of robbing liquor stores or whatever it is you do when you’re not here.

Protesters attack Prince Charles’ car! LOL! It was over university fee hikes. I’m sure it might also have something to do with the fact that old Princey is spending upwards of twenty mil on his brat’s upcoming wedding. I am basically linking to this story so I can show you the look on Camilla’s face.

No, they never did this to Di.

Publicist Ronni Chasen wasn’t killed by a pissed off Catherine Zeta Jones, after all. Damn. I couldn’t think of an alibi for my theory, but Catherine Zeta Jones looks evil enough to murder a lady on her way home from trying to get Michael D an Oscar. In my theory, CZJ was standing on the curb screaming “IT’S ALL ABOUT MEEEEEE!!!” with mascara running down her face. GAWD I hate being wrong. Turns out it was a robbery gone bad. This story is sad, and I’m glad we won’t be hearing more talking heads trying to dig more dirt up on the dead lady.

Sarah Palin Cyber Attacked Those nutty wiki leakers! They’ve tried to shut down SarahPac and have messed up her and her husband’s credit card accounts. Go for someone a little harder, guys. Palin’s the most easily hacked. Remember during the election when her email was hacked into? I suspected she was the “Nigerian” who had a family member bearing my last name die in his family, but I don’t have proof. YET. Go WikiLeaks! GO!

While we’re on the subject of Palin, let me just say that yes. She is kind of a nutter. But her attackers aren’t much better. She brings out the worst in people, which is why I want her to be in the public eye forever. Let’s read about Aaron Sorkin calling “Alaska” a “snuff film.” Now picture Aaron touching himself while Palin shoots a caribou on his TV screen over and over again. Whatever floats your boat, buddy. You call it a snuff film, I call it really boring TV.

Sick of murder, cyber attacks, and more murder? Then why not picture the dad from Family Ties making out with a dude? You’re welcome.