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Sometimes it’s important to thank the gods for the really important things in life. Air, for example. McDonald’s. The Palins.
I was so excited to hear that Sarah Palin was doing a reality show, but then it turned out it was just some stupid “Let’s Talk About All the Great Things Alaska Has to Offer!” special on TLC. Snooze. I was hoping we’d get shots of the Sarahcuda chasing around Levi with a rolling pin and chaining Bristol’s legs closed as Todd tried to hide all the bodies he piled up while riding his snowmobile drunk in the middle of the night.
Well, now, my dreams might be coming true. It’s all over the net today that Bristol and Levi are shopping around their own reality show, so that we can see how adorable their upcoming marriage is gonna be. I’m sure Sarah is gonna stay faaaar away from this one, but hey. Maybe Levi will get half naked a lot.
Question: I get that once your kid is an adult there isn’t much you can do, but what’s up with the Palin parents letting their idiot brat do a reality show when Sarah’s obviously gunning for some kind of head of the Republican party? You may not be able to ground her, but you can cut her off. She’s already pulled enough crap. Cut up the credit card or send her to a nunnery or something. It kind of makes me hope that Sarah Palin does one day become President. There’s no way she can avoid a reality show then. It’ll just be on CNN.