Lifetime Is Casting For An Anna Nicole Smith Movie

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By Nads | Monday, August 27, 2012 | 10:47 am | 11 Comments
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Lifetime is allegedly making an Anna Nicole Smith movie and has sent out a casting call. I’m going to make this quick because there isn’t much to say about it except that they blew their wad on Lindsay Lohan with the Liz Taylor movie. Lindsay would have been the perfect Anna Nicole–they’re both tragic, they are both believed to have/had borderline personality disorder and their curtains probably don’t/didn’t match their carpet. See? It’s the perfect casting choice! 

And really, I probably won’t be watching the Liz movie, so they should just go ahead and cast Lindsay for the Anna Nicole movie–or take it one step further and just give Lindsay a reality show and title it Anna Nicole 2.0.

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

11 Comments

  1. 1
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 10:53 am

    I called La Lohan to be on it before I even read the article. Personally, there really isn’t many other trainwrecks who could fit ANS except maybe Amanda Bynes with the way she is going. Girl needs to learn how to drive.

    I would recommend Kristen Stewart because she is a train wreck waiting to happen. There is the little problem that she can’t play anything but sullen and miserable characters that I don’t think she could pull off being stoned even if she smoked a huge doobie before shooting.

  2. 2
    blueberryPancake
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    the idea of a Anna Nicole movie makes me miss Annas E! reality show. That was TV gold.

  3. 3
    featherhead
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    If they wait a few years they can use Eden Wood.

  4. 4
    Parisi LaRoe Parisi LaRoe
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 2:55 pm

    @featherhead: They could probably use her now. Perhaps even Miley Cyrus.

  5. 5
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    I don’t care as long as they let Bobby Trendy play himself. Mike Boogie could play Howard K. Stern, but he would have to dye his hair dark.

  6. 6
    featherhead
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    @crankyguy – ewww! No more Mike Boogie, I’ve had enough of him to last me years. Let’s keep him off the screen.

  7. 7
    blueberryPancake
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm

    hahah omg ..Bobby Trendy! and that assistant girl who got the huge anna nicole tattoo! I cant remember her name !

  8. 8
    bubblesballentine
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    She looks a hell of alot older than Anna in those pics.

  9. 9
    SuburBint
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    @ bubbles — Seriously! I drank and smoked and tanned and partied my way through my late teens/early twenties and now at 34 I look way younger than Lindsey Lohan does in that pic. I’m generally opposed to Botox, but if she intends to keep “acting,” she had better get to a plastic surgeon STAT.

  10. 10
    Sparkle McSnarkle Sparkle McSnarkle
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 8:26 pm

    Two words- Britney Spears.

  11. 11
    Orion
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 4:15 am

    @ SuberBint – She needs to fire her current plastic surgeon if she does opt for Botox, because her collagen injections are a porn star disaster. She also needs to go back to her natural red, or get a better colorist, because that trailer park, Wal-Mart dye job makes her look even older and more washed out. I’m four years older than she is, and she looks old enough to be my grandmother (except my actual grandmother has better skin and hair). I think she should retire. Once you go Joan Rivers bad with the injections, there’s no turning back, so just leave the screen..lol

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