Lil’ Kim Mad at Wendy Williams, English is the One Who Suffers

16 Comments

1. 1
   plockness monster
   Posted March 13, 2013 at 1:55 pm

   The title of this Watercooler is A-MAZ-ING. Way to be awesome, Flippy.

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   misszar
   Posted March 13, 2013 at 1:57 pm

   Reason 985 why Twitter should be banned: Provides a platform to the non talented with synthetic bits to fight over who is more real yo.

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   cattyfan
   Posted March 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm

   That picture confised me. I thought it was Psy in drag. Fat Chick Style.

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   Libithina
   Posted March 13, 2013 at 6:16 pm

   I watched this hot topics and good lord, lil Kim needs thicker skin. Wendy didn’t say anything reeeeally negative. She thought it looked like Kim was about to burp, she showed the side by side photos and acknowledged that something was off about the puffy one. Also, grow up Kim. Your current persona is not cute. And this is coming from someone who bought the Notorious K.I.M album for $18+tax at Borders in 2000. Hahah! Remember when we used to do that?! I think it was right before Napster became popular

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   NotWithoutMyTV
   Posted March 13, 2013 at 7:57 pm

   My uncle got his pinkie toe shot off in Normandy to ensure lil Kim’s and Wendy Williams’s rights to be Internet dumbasses.

   I always wondered: did his toe get its own grave? He won’t talk about it. I think he’s mad at lil Kim.

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   Aunt Dorsey
   Posted March 13, 2013 at 8:50 pm

   This is WAY better than wrasslin’ and the days of Gorgeous George. My great-grandma used to watch him on the TV, but I think these present-day bouts are so entertaining. At first I thought it was it was going to be a story about the North Korean dictator Kim Jr. or whatever…. (it’s late)

   But, I need an interpreter, does L’il Kim literally mean she was playing with the Moosey one’s ass cheeks?–and that she isn’t going to indulge her anymore? Get what? The check? And, who is Big and when did she suck its dick? Background please…..

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   J-Mo
   Posted March 14, 2013 at 9:41 am

   I think she means Notorious B.I.G. a.k.a. Biggie Smalls… but she could just be referring to a really big dick, who knows?

   love, J-Mo

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   Mimo
   Posted March 14, 2013 at 9:45 am

   She had an affair with Notorious B I G. Operative word “affair” as in he was married to someone else.

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   Xouille
   Posted March 14, 2013 at 1:20 pm

   Wow I didn’t know Biggie Smalls had a thing for drag queens.
   He dated Wendy Williams… and Jiggly Caliente ?!

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    Gypsy
    Posted March 14, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    Oh Mz Kim!!!!!! Oh no! How far you have fallen…I am so sad and old and more sad. Sadhorns.

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    cherry belle
    Posted March 14, 2013 at 9:26 pm

    she’s definitely talking about Biggie. he was married to Faith Evans & was notorious (see what I did there?) for cheating on her – kim was one of the bitches that he tapped repeatedly – Faith was NOT a fan of hers!

    li’l kim needs to give it up. her ‘feud’ with nicki minaj was stupid & so is this. her face hurts to look at.

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    sarcasatire
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 12:04 am

    Kim and Big (who grew up in my old neighborhood. Props to Clinton Hill aka Bed-Stuy adjacent!) were always messing around but sadly, he didn’t consider Kim wife material. He probably knew she wasn’t going anywhere even if he put a ring on someone else. And he was right! He married Faith Evans after only 9 days of dating, so…
    I’m not sure Wendy would’ve messed with Big unless it was for a come-up. Then again, she was a raging cokehead in those days so she may have slept with everyone.

    And whatevs.. Wendy looks crazy with her huge boobs and broad shoulders but atleast she doesn’t look like a puffer fish.

    Someone must’ve stuck Lil Kim’s booty injections into her neck.

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    Robin
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 12:23 am

    Anyone with a face like that has no buisiness calling themself ‘Lil” anything.

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    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 3:37 am

    Gasmii, thanks for all the helpful background info. I’m an old fartulance, but it looks to me as if a lot of the old usenet wars and carnage has moved on to the twaternet. I guess they don’t call each other nazis now–they go more for dick sucking and such?

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    Maggie
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 6:57 am

    Flipit, I think those were the most literate tweets I’ve read ever. You be trippin!

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    LAC
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 11:20 am

    Did someone do the Jump Off (see what I did there?) on Lil’ Kim’s face? Dayummmm! Yeah, she read Miss Wendy there ’cause sucking Biggie Small’s dick regularly must have been like getting a degree from Harvard…really….