Lil Wayne Is Out Of The Hospital

Watercooler

By Nads | Tuesday, March 19, 2013 | 4:56 am | 8 Comments
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The last six days have been pretty crazy for Lil Wayne. As you may or may not know, he suffered massive seizures and was in the ICU for a long while. They’re reporting that the seizures were triggered from a drug OD. I have to say I didn’t think he was going to make it. TMZ had misreported this past Friday that they were reading him his last rites…well they were wrong. Lil Wayne is alive and out of the hospital. I want to know how many times is it going to take before it’s too late…

He needs to start hanging out with people that have a positive influence on his life…and not his enablers. 

I’ve gone ahead and picked out his new bestie:

A little Grey will keep him out of trouble! Out with the drugs, and in with the Grey!

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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 6:24 am

    Color me surprised. I remember him on Cribs with Birdaman back in the day, solo cup in hand. You cannot convince me that the kid did not have henny and codine in there.

  2. 2
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 8:55 am

    I really did think that this was gonna be it for him, the way they were describing him in the hospital.

    I hope he can make positive changes in his lifestyle and most of all, get rid of all these hanger-ons who don’t care about him at all and just want the perks of being in his camp. Instead of thinking of those losers, he needs to be thinking about his mom and his damn kids.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 9:11 am

    Agreed Chaos. The first thing I thought about was all the children he’d leave behind.

  4. 4
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    Holy Crap! Last Rites….I had no idea he was a Mackeral Snapper!

  5. 5
    aintnobodygottime
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    He’s dying, no he’s not, yes he is, no he’s not. he’s alive, he’s dead, he’s alive, he’s dead.

    I’m gonna guess he is going to soon change his name to Lil Schrodinger.

  6. 6
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 12:31 am

    TMZ was lying their ass off. Sure, he was hospitalized, and his ass really needs to lay off the codeine, but while they were posting about ICU and ‘last rites’ (is the heathen even Catholic), his friends were tweeting about Wayne watching the soccer game. His ex-wife Toya and his daughter even took to twitter to debunk TMZ’s hyperbolic-ness. (yes, it’s a word. Now.) While I do believe that seizures are nothing to sneeze at, I never believed for a second that he was near death after his camp posted otherwise. The fact that TMZ never revealed their source makes things even more suspect.

    Nurse goes out for a cigarette. Is approached by a cameraman.
    “Ma’am, is Lil Wayne in there?”
    (sparking up) “Yep.”
    “Can you give us news of his condition.”
    “Pray for his kids, his career’s over.”

    News Bulletin: LIL WAYNE’S CAREER READ ITS LAST RITES.

  7. 7
    crazy rooster
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 6:36 pm

    Fuk tmz and their Paul revere bullshit. Lil wayne is so much stronger than that.

    He said himself what is in his cup is nobodys business.

    I’m going to go sip on my sizzerp before bed. Dammit. Out of jolly ranchers.

  8. 8
    Aunt Dorsey
    Posted March 21, 2013 at 9:41 pm

    Bless me Father for I have sinned, it’s been a hella long time since I been to confession….

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