Lindsay Is Back In The Slamma!

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By Nads | Friday, September 24, 2010 | 12:33 pm | 8 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan, her holy highness (no pun intended), is back in the slamma until October 22nd! She’s placed in administrative segregation, which means she’ll be housed in a separate section due to her celebrity status…but ol’ Linds is locked up!

She’s such a mess! For a quick second, I actually thought she’d pull through, but noooo! She coked it up, and failed her drug tests. What the HELL is wrong with her? Does she really think she’s that invincible? Apparently. They should keep her locked up for a while, and the people at UCLA should be reprimanded for letting her out early.

She better get used to her new favorite color, orange. At least it matches her natural hair color…couldn’t be more fitting.


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Although comedy is her profession, Nadine has accomplished a lot in her young age. She is a national champion black belt, a world-class soccer player, and an avid snowboarder. She started playing soccer at the age of 4, and continued playing through college where she majored in Biology, but quickly realized her destiny was to tell jokes, not to wear a lab coat. So she decided to be funny while finishing her Bachelors Degree in biology and continued on to get her M.B.A. Nadine’s comedy style is much like her athleticism, fearless. She’s made her way up the comedy ladder very quickly, and has become a club favorite at many of the country’s top comedy clubs, including the Improv chain. Performing in the Boston Comedy Festival and being noted as the “one of the youngest and brightest up and comers” and traveling to the Middle East to entertain the troops are just a few of her notable accomplishments. These days Nadine splits time between the stage, a radio studio, her computer blogging, and a television studio. Nadine’s TV, Radio, Writing credits include: national commercials, talking head roles on E! Entertainment, Showtime’s Hot Tamales Live, The Skinny: Fat Free News, The Sunny Side of The Truth: Real World Hollywood, TVgasm, Zazreport, Daddy’s Girls, Jerseylicious, celebrity interviews on Mania TV, a weekly half-hour television show that syndicates to colleges across the country for National Lampoon and a nightly radio show on XM Satellite Radio.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    giffordsaz
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    I feel so much safer. But how did UCLA get her out the door under the required 90 days?

  2. 2
    Nads
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Lindsay’s “team”???? What a joke!

  3. 3
    thiajok
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    I’m rooting for her, but mainly because of her slimeball father. I’d probably jump off the wagon or even out the window if he were my father. Her mother is no paragon, either, but her father is literally harassing her constantly and publicly via his Twitter account–just his way of riding her fading glimmer of fame down to the last drop, is my opinion.

  4. 4
    idiots
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    you know what Thia her father is the only one speaking sense. You should send that slimeball MOTHER of hers away. Talk about using people that woman is the best

  5. 5
    mamatl
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    Can we all just collective agree her career us over and let all memory if this pathetic human being and that horrendous family faded away? What’s the point of following her story now? Just go away, get better, and stay far away from Holliwood. They have a new freckly redhead in Emma Stone. We’re good, seriously.

  6. 6
    mamatl
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    *is*
    Typo, damn, tiny phone keyboard..

  7. 7
    thiajok
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    I’m not going to defend her mother, idiots. But I really do find it fascinating that anyone should defend her father, idiots.

  8. 8
    Ladidadi
    Posted September 24, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    She thinks shes above the law. The longer she is in jail, the longer we can go without hearing about her. *fingers crossed*

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