Lindsay Lohan can never get it right. Yesterday the cops started investigating Lindsay for the theft of watches and jewelry worth over $100,000 from a house party she attended last week . And today TMZ broke the news that cops are investigating the PCH car crash, again. They think she’s lying about being the passenger and not driving, and if she’s caught lying–back to jail she goes for a year (or whatever her lawyer works out with the judge). She is so screwed. I have no words! The PCH crash–old news, but this new theft allegation is no bueno. Although there is a glimmer of hope…she probably won’t get in trouble for the crime because the owner of the house is now saying nothing was stolen, but according to TMZ there are witnesses saying they saw Lindsay and her assistant steal.
At the end of the day, she’ll probably get off, but it’s a matter of time before the other shoe drops from the centipede known as Lindsay Lohan.
Side note: Screw Anna Nicole and Liz Taylor, I want to know who will play the role for Lindsay when Lifetime finally decides to do The Tragic story of Lindsay Lohan. Mean, yes…but probably true.